You may not like that it takes 100 years to pass some watered down social welfare program because of the constitution but that's also what protects us from dictatorship [some dumb slob does dictatorship in 6 months]

Best news I've heard in a while (there is very little competition for that title)

I'm sorry you lost, you were the first person post-election that gave me hope. I hope you help the party with messaging / social media strategy and put pressure on Martin to review consultant contracts. No one is going to donate to the Democratic party when they continue to be this ineffectual.

@corybooker.com @chuckschumer.com please y'all need the help

That is so wonderful. Thank you for sharing this ❤️

Me: These four words obviously go together, they have to be a category.
NYT Connections: You FOOL! You will never master this game with this peasant LOGIC

You can really tell I’m a musical theater fiend because I thought Sweeney Todd was the obvious answer

All in all, it holds up. See you next holiday sick day Alex Linz

Ofc Alex goes to help mrs hess rather than run away, what a kid

Love that the kid’s reaction when he sees the gun is just to throw it in the trash. He knows better

I love the malicious compliance of putting a kiddie warning sign on the electrical wire

shocked and disappointed to discover the everlasting bop that is ‘my town’ from the ha3 soundtrack is not available on spotify

the greatest car chases involve remote control cars

omg the janitor from scrubs is the local cop

the mom is low key a feminist icon, finally a karen I can root for

“alex slammed the toilet seat down on his thing again” - scarlett johansson