Rachel Fisher-Parkman
@rachelf-p.bsky.social
Reads books. Makes things. Smokes meat. Writes words. Sings songs. Plays piano. Plays games. Cooks food. Keeps bees.
I’m just writing this to find out where Esme is
July 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I’m just writing this to find out where Esme is
I’m struggling to understand why being educated & empathizing with others’ plights is a “bad thing.”
I was voting to pay more to ensure you idiots had healthcare. But no, you had to “own the libs.”
Now? Tax break for me.
Good luck, morons. I didn’t vote for this. YOU DID.
Education matters.
I was voting to pay more to ensure you idiots had healthcare. But no, you had to “own the libs.”
Now? Tax break for me.
Good luck, morons. I didn’t vote for this. YOU DID.
Education matters.
July 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I’m struggling to understand why being educated & empathizing with others’ plights is a “bad thing.”
I was voting to pay more to ensure you idiots had healthcare. But no, you had to “own the libs.”
Now? Tax break for me.
Good luck, morons. I didn’t vote for this. YOU DID.
Education matters.
I was voting to pay more to ensure you idiots had healthcare. But no, you had to “own the libs.”
Now? Tax break for me.
Good luck, morons. I didn’t vote for this. YOU DID.
Education matters.
I lost my shit with my most stalwart, most honest, most loyal companion today because he wasn’t ready to go disc golfing with me when he said he would.
I fucking loathe Trump and everything he is doing to this nation….. and US.
Also, I really might need a therapist. (I think we all might.)
I fucking loathe Trump and everything he is doing to this nation….. and US.
Also, I really might need a therapist. (I think we all might.)
July 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I lost my shit with my most stalwart, most honest, most loyal companion today because he wasn’t ready to go disc golfing with me when he said he would.
I fucking loathe Trump and everything he is doing to this nation….. and US.
Also, I really might need a therapist. (I think we all might.)
I fucking loathe Trump and everything he is doing to this nation….. and US.
Also, I really might need a therapist. (I think we all might.)
Jake:”……”
Jake:”……”
Jake:”……”
Me: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”
Jake: “Having a staring contest with the dog.”
Me: “……”
Piper: *blinks*
Jake: “HA! I WON AGAIN!”
Jake:”……”
Jake:”……”
Me: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”
Jake: “Having a staring contest with the dog.”
Me: “……”
Piper: *blinks*
Jake: “HA! I WON AGAIN!”
July 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Jake:”……”
Jake:”……”
Jake:”……”
Me: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”
Jake: “Having a staring contest with the dog.”
Me: “……”
Piper: *blinks*
Jake: “HA! I WON AGAIN!”
Jake:”……”
Jake:”……”
Me: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”
Jake: “Having a staring contest with the dog.”
Me: “……”
Piper: *blinks*
Jake: “HA! I WON AGAIN!”
oh! Hey! Hi! I’m just a girl who grew up in rural PA raising cows and rabbits in 4-H clubs who escaped to Massachusetts and now thinks the electoral college is bullshit.
June 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
oh! Hey! Hi! I’m just a girl who grew up in rural PA raising cows and rabbits in 4-H clubs who escaped to Massachusetts and now thinks the electoral college is bullshit.
Y’all….. I know these are dark times, but if you have a Trader Joe’s near you, the “dill pickle mustard” is gonna change your life.
Also, fuck the patriarchy.
Also, fuck the patriarchy.
June 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Y’all….. I know these are dark times, but if you have a Trader Joe’s near you, the “dill pickle mustard” is gonna change your life.
Also, fuck the patriarchy.
Also, fuck the patriarchy.
First official jar of the spring 2025 honey harvest has an intended recipient! 😊
June 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
First official jar of the spring 2025 honey harvest has an intended recipient! 😊
Hey…. I’m back, not sure why I feel like I’m using a breathing tube, but…. Here I am.
June 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Hey…. I’m back, not sure why I feel like I’m using a breathing tube, but…. Here I am.
Whoever invented banana bread should get a Nobel Prize.
April 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Whoever invented banana bread should get a Nobel Prize.
So….. we got here a twice-impeached, lame duck President who is now open to incarcerating “homegrown” felons in El Salvador? NOTE TO NEXT PRESIDENT: Please throw his lily white felonious ass in an el Salvadoran prison!
April 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
So….. we got here a twice-impeached, lame duck President who is now open to incarcerating “homegrown” felons in El Salvador? NOTE TO NEXT PRESIDENT: Please throw his lily white felonious ass in an el Salvadoran prison!
Ted: “want me to get anything while I’m out?”
Me, stitching like a fool: “Whatever you want for dinner.”
Him: “I got 2# salmon and broccoli.”
Me: “I got this.”
Me, stitching like a fool: “Whatever you want for dinner.”
Him: “I got 2# salmon and broccoli.”
Me: “I got this.”
April 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Ted: “want me to get anything while I’m out?”
Me, stitching like a fool: “Whatever you want for dinner.”
Him: “I got 2# salmon and broccoli.”
Me: “I got this.”
Me, stitching like a fool: “Whatever you want for dinner.”
Him: “I got 2# salmon and broccoli.”
Me: “I got this.”
After spending quite some time outside in the cold rain, this seemed the perfect antidote. 😃
April 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
After spending quite some time outside in the cold rain, this seemed the perfect antidote. 😃
MY SPINACH IS SPROUTING! 😃
April 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
MY SPINACH IS SPROUTING! 😃
Yeah, I’m REALLY GLAD I didn’t buy a Tesla. 😂
April 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Yeah, I’m REALLY GLAD I didn’t buy a Tesla. 😂
Dear @booker.senate.gov,
Thank you for making me proud to be an American for 25 hours. Rest well, good sir, and when you wake, eat better, and FFS, HYDRATE FIRST.
Then, let’s talk about what we’re gonna do. #Project2026
But seriously, HYDRATE. Clearly, we’re gonna need you healthy. 💙
-Rachel
Thank you for making me proud to be an American for 25 hours. Rest well, good sir, and when you wake, eat better, and FFS, HYDRATE FIRST.
Then, let’s talk about what we’re gonna do. #Project2026
But seriously, HYDRATE. Clearly, we’re gonna need you healthy. 💙
-Rachel
April 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Dear @booker.senate.gov,
Thank you for making me proud to be an American for 25 hours. Rest well, good sir, and when you wake, eat better, and FFS, HYDRATE FIRST.
Then, let’s talk about what we’re gonna do. #Project2026
But seriously, HYDRATE. Clearly, we’re gonna need you healthy. 💙
-Rachel
Thank you for making me proud to be an American for 25 hours. Rest well, good sir, and when you wake, eat better, and FFS, HYDRATE FIRST.
Then, let’s talk about what we’re gonna do. #Project2026
But seriously, HYDRATE. Clearly, we’re gonna need you healthy. 💙
-Rachel
My husband is wooing me with clematis from White Flower Farm. We’ve been married since 1998, and I swear he keeps finding crazy ways to keep me intrigued. Me? I just keep asking for chickens.
March 31, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My husband is wooing me with clematis from White Flower Farm. We’ve been married since 1998, and I swear he keeps finding crazy ways to keep me intrigued. Me? I just keep asking for chickens.
Just checked outside, and not only is the rhubarb not dead, but the lettuces and spinach are beginning to come up!! 😍 (Tomato and pepper seedlings are still hanging out in the kitchen window…..)
March 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Just checked outside, and not only is the rhubarb not dead, but the lettuces and spinach are beginning to come up!! 😍 (Tomato and pepper seedlings are still hanging out in the kitchen window…..)
BUT HER EMAILS.
March 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
BUT HER EMAILS.
Just re-posting for posterity.
March 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Just re-posting for posterity.
Watching Chopped. It’s interesting how quickly non-native English speakers are saying, “I’m playing because I want to get my spouse and children back to my country of ancestry…..”
March 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Watching Chopped. It’s interesting how quickly non-native English speakers are saying, “I’m playing because I want to get my spouse and children back to my country of ancestry…..”
WTF, BLUESKY???
March 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
WTF, BLUESKY???