Rachel Eggers
@racheleggers.bsky.social
I turn Stuff into Things into That.
“I do not weep at the world—I am too busy sharpening my oyster knife.” –Zora Neale Hurston
“I do not weep at the world—I am too busy sharpening my oyster knife.” –Zora Neale Hurston
When Michael Caine sells his voice to an AI company
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
When Michael Caine sells his voice to an AI company
Us every time it went by
October 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Us every time it went by
The prosecution rests
October 5, 2025 at 6:45 AM
The prosecution rests
Where my fellow SNEAKERheads at? Who else will be watching their copy tonight?
(Took stock and realized this is the only movie featuring Robert Redford that I own. I'll send a pizza to whoever correctly guesses which two films he directed that I own.)
(Took stock and realized this is the only movie featuring Robert Redford that I own. I'll send a pizza to whoever correctly guesses which two films he directed that I own.)
September 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Where my fellow SNEAKERheads at? Who else will be watching their copy tonight?
(Took stock and realized this is the only movie featuring Robert Redford that I own. I'll send a pizza to whoever correctly guesses which two films he directed that I own.)
(Took stock and realized this is the only movie featuring Robert Redford that I own. I'll send a pizza to whoever correctly guesses which two films he directed that I own.)
🎶 I WAS BORRRRNNN BY THE RIVER...🎶
September 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
🎶 I WAS BORRRRNNN BY THE RIVER...🎶
"Those circumstances taken together can constitute at least reasonable suspicion of illegal presence in the US."
"sells 'fully depreciated' [name redacted] to Donald Trump for $22,500"
“If a man has a little fight with the wife, they say this was a crime scene.”
Today's violence was exhausting
"sells 'fully depreciated' [name redacted] to Donald Trump for $22,500"
“If a man has a little fight with the wife, they say this was a crime scene.”
Today's violence was exhausting
September 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"Those circumstances taken together can constitute at least reasonable suspicion of illegal presence in the US."
"sells 'fully depreciated' [name redacted] to Donald Trump for $22,500"
“If a man has a little fight with the wife, they say this was a crime scene.”
Today's violence was exhausting
"sells 'fully depreciated' [name redacted] to Donald Trump for $22,500"
“If a man has a little fight with the wife, they say this was a crime scene.”
Today's violence was exhausting
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
"American history is longer, larger, more various, more beautiful, and more terrible than anything anyone has ever said about it." – James Baldwin
Keeping my head up in these terrible times by looking to all the people who say and do something about it.
Keeping my head up in these terrible times by looking to all the people who say and do something about it.
![The comedic genius Maya Rudolph in character as a contest winner singing a ridiculous version of The Star-Spangled Banner, the US national anthem. A subtitle reads, "[gibberish in a high tone]," which feels like the vibe these days. There are so many versions or alterations of Francis Scott Key's 1814 lyrics...much like interpretations of the country itself.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gfrirzcy7unjcim2ly3bwu4k/bafkreifisl2pwuzree5ogdxlabdjya3gy2wrtib6nquhfj2kiqt6niymtm@jpeg)
July 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"American history is longer, larger, more various, more beautiful, and more terrible than anything anyone has ever said about it." – James Baldwin
Keeping my head up in these terrible times by looking to all the people who say and do something about it.
Keeping my head up in these terrible times by looking to all the people who say and do something about it.
NYC, you fuckin' did it. Seattle, what do we gotta do to be next?
June 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
NYC, you fuckin' did it. Seattle, what do we gotta do to be next?