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Rach Against The Machine
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Some of those that burn crosses are the same that hold office.
If the government actually wants more babies they should release Luigi.
April 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
More pink cars!

And other reasons why you should elect me as new pope.
April 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Every time you see a really nice car, tell the owner you like his Nissan. 😈
April 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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I have the blessing of having a child with autism.

In honor of World Autism Awareness Day, thanks to all the educators and parents out there uncovering, discovering, and being part of their world.

Thank you @lalanitx.bsky.social for laying out HR 33. #txlege #worldautismawarenessday
April 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I’ve been debadging the whip for years.
March 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Maseratis are expensive Nissan Altimas and I won’t be elaborating.
March 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
You can’t use a glycolic acid facial mask and cry on the same evening. Plan your week better, idiot.
March 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I don’t like the phrase “raw dogging” but I’m out of 🍃 and I left my AirPods at home so I don’t know how else to describe the day I’m about to have.
March 21, 2025 at 10:40 AM
“I’m not saying they all need it, I’m just saying we do one or two and then see if it makes the rest of them want to pay their taxes.” -the normal conversation I had about my guillotine earrings.
March 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
You bitches can’t read.
March 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The church will send their children across oceans for a single convert while voting for mass deportations.
March 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Why don’t Presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor? #killeen
March 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I’ve never been drunk enough to climb a light pole but when IT happens, y’all better watch out.
March 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
“Damn it Jack, you know I love my Big Beef and Cheddar!”

-Isabella Rossallini #oscars
March 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
For Lent, I’m giving up decorum.
March 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I was promised copy cats.
March 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Watch out, this is my theme song for 2025. #cuntology101 #lambrinigirls
March 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Breaking news: dead beat father has another child to ignore.
March 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
No, TikTok, you know what? YOUR network is unstable.
February 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I shall unleash my fury upon her like the crashing of a thousand waves! #goldengod
February 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
How do women in their 40s make friends? I’ve been actually trying and it’s not working.
February 27, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Who else would send me stuff like this? Or even be able to decipher it? #marriage
February 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Better watch the way you talk to my husband, I am not above breaking some old bitch’s hip.
February 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
We need to bring back throwing rotten fruit at people. #olegargle
February 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I hate when bitchy people share my name. Like, you don’t deserve it.
February 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM