has anyone ever looked into how cats back feet’s know where to go when they’re walking they’re so far back there but still know where they are -rachel

hey guys don’t spray calamine on your b hole if it burns it only makes it worse tbh -rachel

hey y’all i hope y’all are enjoying fourth of july but also somberly remembering that this country is built on my peoples land -rachel

y’all ever go to the parking lot off red river and realize the attendant is actually a homeless person and your car got booted anyway

this Rachel Dolezal needs to be canceled

it’s okay guys i’m a WHITE MAN now

i love 4th of july or any calendar holiday cause parking isn’t enforced. 2 hour parking my ass i’m here all night and all day tomorrow through to the next morning. suck my shit

now funyuns are a good chip that’s for sure

Rap Snack man your chips made me fucking hate rap

is the creator of those Rap Snack on here yet?? i need to tell him his chips fucking suck

my balls got a soul patch