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Rachel Bitecofer
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National political analyst/strategist. Author of Hit ‘Em Where It Hurts, co host of This is America on The Cycle on Substack 👇🦆🏈

I watch the news so you don’t have to. https://thecycle.substack.com/
That’s one of the best generic ballot leads I’ve ever seen, and from a top quality pollster
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Q: The DOJ statement earlier this year saying that the files were not released mentioned the fact that the review of the documents did not suggest that any additional investigation was warranted. What changed?

Bondi: Information. There's information that's new information, additional information
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Note: the next election??

Trump: My pollsters said, 'sir, if George Washington and Abraham Lincoln came back from the dead and they aligned and they went for the president, vice president as a combination, you'd be beating them by 25 points.'
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
To quote the person who filmed this unconscious mom who was tazed while already in zip ties in front of her small child and then tossed her like a corpse into the trunk: “this is fucked up”
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Every year the state of Florida will review tenured professors to make sure they aren’t engaged in any heinous acts like teaching people to think critically.
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
According to the Nazis: The evidence was all fake, the prosecution winners revenge, and anyway, Hitler and Himmler did it all themselves.

They hung (or in the case of Goering, died) convinced they were the good Germans.
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Plz read this imp public service 🧵

Nuremberg is out, and I am making a special request you go see it.

Go see Nuremberg: not only will it teach you about the Nazis’ many, many crimes, including the Holocaust which is (rightly) the one thing people know about the Third Reich.
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Let’s see
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Let’s see
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
November 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Trump is bragging about the Wall Mart Thanksgiving dinner basket being cheaper.

They cut out half the items!!!

That sums up Trump
economics
November 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
November 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Well, well, well, it turns out America hates Republicans again.

Who knew they would both win by double digits?!!

Oh, that’s right…. Me!! And my subscribers. Since Sept

Which is why I spent Election Day panic free!
November 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Live look at MAGA
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
This aged well.

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November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
At Gatsby’s gold soirée, Trump lifts his glass—
To health for the rich, the poor can kiss ass.

He dines on their rations, proclaims it “so fair!”
While dining on caviar and cutting their care.
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Take this question to every maga
November 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
🧵🧵🧵The Nazis Killed Federalism
Don't think for one second that Trump can't to

Last week buried in headlines about Republicans starving poor people the president’s lead destroyer of democracy here and abroad held nothing back in an interview. open.substack.com/pub/thecycle...
November 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
October 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
October 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Trump is waiting for an event, an excuse. That’s all. It’s tick tock for the rest of us
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This is the audience size at Ole Miss for Erika Kirk’s 1st speech as the head of Turning Point.

I hope Tyler Robinson chokes on a dick in prison.
October 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Voters really don’t like the fact that Trump is stealing their healthcare and screwing over American ranchers.
October 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
JFC
October 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM