Rachel E. Greenspan
rach-greenspan.bsky.social
Rachel E. Greenspan
@rach-greenspan.bsky.social
thinks and says and writes a lot ✨ https://rachelgreenspan.substack.com/
i don't want sparknotes on everything! i want to use my brain! for my latest substack post, i wrote about how frustrated i am with the imposition of LLMs on my daily life
Don’t let AI make you dumber
It's certainly trying to!
rachelgreenspan.substack.com
October 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
sent my dad an email outlining why chatGPT is so bad for the environment and shared it on substack open.substack.com/pub/rachelgr...
I still don't fuck with ChatGPT, sorry
As explained in an email to my dad
open.substack.com
August 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
planned parenthood's instagram strategy doesn't make sense to me. idk if a non-profit fighting the trump admin for federal funding needs to post infographics about healthy discharge viscosity and "clorox WAP" in your undies
July 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Reposted by Rachel E. Greenspan
The funny thing about the Coldplay incident hot takes is that they all focused on "cameras everywhere" from a social media/phone perspective -- but the true culprit was an old school kiss cam, which has caused awkward interactions at mass events far before social media existed.
July 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
starting a new series over on substack. on RG3, I’ll share 3 hot takes on current news stories, covering culture, tech, and politics.

open.substack.com/pub/rachelgr...
RG3: 3 Hot Takes from RG, Edition 1
Sabrina Carpenter should be horny, SCOTUS gives free online expression an L, + Bezos' wedding reminds us that celebrity is simply a culture of money.
open.substack.com
July 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Reposted by Rachel E. Greenspan
"The left went too far" in contemporary U.S. politics is almost always a lie and a very convenient way to rationalize moral failure. For example, "MeToo went too far" replaces "I do not care about sexual violence or its victims and I don't want to have to even feel bad about that"
April 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
now when in the fresh hell would I need AI to help me edit my Instagram DM
April 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
decided I’m just gonna post on here what I’d otherwise say on my close friends insta story
April 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
pouring rain, uber is playing sean kingston, we drive thru union square and have to see how much time til the world ends.. yea that clock is so Theatrical I am in a movie
April 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Rob Delaney hottest man alive
April 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I’ve lost the sauce so extremely on the other platform
February 4, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I love how in INTERMEZZO sally rooney bravely suggests that being good in bed is hereditary
December 27, 2024 at 10:40 PM
getting my first haters and I only have 100 followers! let’s gooo it really is the new twitter🫡
I’m sorry but this didn’t go anywhere? It just used a lot of trendy phrases but didn’t say anything.?
in my first story for @slate.bsky.social, i wrote about how the tradwife and the office siren showcase divergent aesthetic reactions to our culture wars, and how we're all just cosplaying now slate.com/business/202...
December 4, 2024 at 3:20 PM
in my first story for @slate.bsky.social, i wrote about how the tradwife and the office siren showcase divergent aesthetic reactions to our culture wars, and how we're all just cosplaying now slate.com/business/202...
What Corporate Baddies and Tradwives Actually Have in Common
These two diverging displays of womanhood online have a common source.
slate.com
December 2, 2024 at 10:36 PM
I just know baz luhrman was pissed when he saw wicked
November 25, 2024 at 3:42 AM
first bluesky post, taking this opportunity to hold space for the lyrics of defying gravity
November 23, 2024 at 4:51 PM