So I'm facilitating a preaching class. One of our guest lecturers asked "and what other mediums for engaging / interacting have u used?"
Me, a real professional:

Not to get too political in these turbulent times, but which one is the Taurus of restaurant chains?

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"I can fix him" okay Saint Jude Thaddeus.

You will always be stress free if you're the problem. 💖🦝

Getting internet for an hour was a mistake.

I remember one time during my internship on a particularly long Sunday a parishioner asked if I was doing something before our evening event and I was so tired I just said "something *long pause* church"

Something church. 🥴

This poor lady was so distraught by my answer 🤣🤣🤣

My #JujutsuKaisen theory is that Gojo Satoru will come back as a curse bc he is bisexual and we do that in real life to begin with.

You know what's cringe? Knowing that at some point some libertarian finance bro is going to try to explain trickle down economics to the aliens. 😬😬😬

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Make love, not theology.

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Ha-Satan: more complicated than just "Satan"! Josh and I talk all about it: https://soundcloud.com/irreverentbible/satan-ultimate-villain-or-convenient-scapegoat