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Posting my intrusive thoughts about MTG without a second thought
Green Druid
🏳️🌈 They/Any
Liberal
Posting my intrusive thoughts about MTG without a second thought
Green Druid
🏳️🌈 They/Any
New commander deck idea
Iykyk
Iykyk
January 18, 2026 at 10:47 PM
New commander deck idea
Iykyk
Iykyk
No one told me when I got older I would just randomly choke to death on my saliva
January 16, 2026 at 6:53 AM
No one told me when I got older I would just randomly choke to death on my saliva
When someone starts playing cards with Bands and Horsemanship
January 15, 2026 at 9:11 AM
When someone starts playing cards with Bands and Horsemanship
Me looking for the faeries in Lorwyn
a man in a suit and tie stands in a muddy field
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in a muddy field
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January 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Me looking for the faeries in Lorwyn
Bring back artificial colors, my cereal looks like its carrot, spinach and eggplant flavored
January 12, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Bring back artificial colors, my cereal looks like its carrot, spinach and eggplant flavored
Me and my boyfriend watching ants carry the garbage can out of the house
January 11, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Me and my boyfriend watching ants carry the garbage can out of the house
Me watching my friend use the toilet not knowing I installed a bidet
January 9, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Me watching my friend use the toilet not knowing I installed a bidet
My most tame hear me out
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
My most tame hear me out
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Came across this on tumblr and I think its important to share.
January 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Came across this on tumblr and I think its important to share.
Creaming my corn for Lorwyn
January 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Creaming my corn for Lorwyn
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Hands off Venuzela means hands off Cuba, Columbia, Iran, Somalia, Palestine, Yemen, Nigeria, fuckin Greenland - if you let ONE nation become an exception you let them ALL become targets for US imperialist pillage & ruin.
Be angry & take it to a worthy space. Make them fear you as they should.
Be angry & take it to a worthy space. Make them fear you as they should.
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Hands off Venuzela means hands off Cuba, Columbia, Iran, Somalia, Palestine, Yemen, Nigeria, fuckin Greenland - if you let ONE nation become an exception you let them ALL become targets for US imperialist pillage & ruin.
Be angry & take it to a worthy space. Make them fear you as they should.
Be angry & take it to a worthy space. Make them fear you as they should.
Big centaur guy, as grabs on my thighs. Blows up my guts like the 4th of July
January 5, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Big centaur guy, as grabs on my thighs. Blows up my guts like the 4th of July
Green is the worst color in Magic The Gathering
It needs counter spells, board wipes, creature removal and even then it would still be the worst color
And it makes every other color it’s added to terrible Gruul, Simic, Golgari
It needs counter spells, board wipes, creature removal and even then it would still be the worst color
And it makes every other color it’s added to terrible Gruul, Simic, Golgari
January 2, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Green is the worst color in Magic The Gathering
It needs counter spells, board wipes, creature removal and even then it would still be the worst color
And it makes every other color it’s added to terrible Gruul, Simic, Golgari
It needs counter spells, board wipes, creature removal and even then it would still be the worst color
And it makes every other color it’s added to terrible Gruul, Simic, Golgari
*casts stuck in traffic with diarrhea, on all ai users*
January 2, 2026 at 4:17 AM
*casts stuck in traffic with diarrhea, on all ai users*
You know I was twerking when Prince started playing
January 1, 2026 at 4:16 AM
You know I was twerking when Prince started playing
MTG needs more big buff women commanders
December 31, 2025 at 5:58 AM
MTG needs more big buff women commanders
He could sacrifice me to Valgavoth and I’d still love him
December 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
He could sacrifice me to Valgavoth and I’d still love him
When they take it out but it bends at a 90 degree angle to the right
December 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
When they take it out but it bends at a 90 degree angle to the right
You know who you are
December 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
You know who you are
I wanna be their good little they/them that they just pick me up with one hand, place me on their shoulder. Walking me around the plane of Amonkhet and showing me the sights
December 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I wanna be their good little they/them that they just pick me up with one hand, place me on their shoulder. Walking me around the plane of Amonkhet and showing me the sights
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While Ajani returns to Lorwyn to look for the lost students, the lost students are busy getting into every conceivable form of trouble. #MTGLorwyn
mtg.social/LorwynStory5
mtg.social/LorwynStory5
December 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
While Ajani returns to Lorwyn to look for the lost students, the lost students are busy getting into every conceivable form of trouble. #MTGLorwyn
mtg.social/LorwynStory5
mtg.social/LorwynStory5
I’d shove Liliana to the ground, just for the chance to be kicked in the throat by Judith
December 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I’d shove Liliana to the ground, just for the chance to be kicked in the throat by Judith
I sleeve my cards so I don’t ruin them from licking them
December 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I sleeve my cards so I don’t ruin them from licking them
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I just wanna fuckin talk about Lorwyn, guys...
a young boy in a blue shirt is talking to a woman in a parking lot
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December 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I just wanna fuckin talk about Lorwyn, guys...