Raccoon Reviews
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All my opinions are trash
August 31, 2025 at 4:56 AM
August 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Hereditary is truly a film about navigating family grief, generational trauma and mental illness. The fact that it scares the shit out of you is just a bonus
May 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Hereditary is truly a film about navigating family grief, generational trauma and mental illness. The fact that it scares the shit out of you is just a bonus
I love that Toni Collette doesn't actually feel like her two big name "horror" films are actually part of the horror genre.
May 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I love that Toni Collette doesn't actually feel like her two big name "horror" films are actually part of the horror genre.
Hereditary is still the scariest movie I've ever watched. 10/10
May 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Hereditary is still the scariest movie I've ever watched. 10/10
Me watching any TV/movie ever knowing it isn't real: "I swear to God, if that dog gets hurt, I light this mf on fire"
May 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Me watching any TV/movie ever knowing it isn't real: "I swear to God, if that dog gets hurt, I light this mf on fire"
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Another alt version!
March 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Another alt version!
Trudged through 270 hours for the worst ending Brandon Sanderson has written.
February 27, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Trudged through 270 hours for the worst ending Brandon Sanderson has written.
Shout out to Mormon authors who are aware and smart enough to write outside of backward religious ideologies.
February 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Shout out to Mormon authors who are aware and smart enough to write outside of backward religious ideologies.
Queer AND neurodivergent? Damn, Brandon, you knocked it out of the park on this.
February 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Queer AND neurodivergent? Damn, Brandon, you knocked it out of the park on this.
There's nothing quite like the high of finding out that one of your favorite fictional characters ends up being queer 🏳️🌈💕
February 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
There's nothing quite like the high of finding out that one of your favorite fictional characters ends up being queer 🏳️🌈💕
RIP Kronos, you would have loved a dutch baby.
February 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
RIP Kronos, you would have loved a dutch baby.
Unpopular opinion: Kaladin is a whiny little bitch
February 7, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Unpopular opinion: Kaladin is a whiny little bitch
10/10 would have also proposed to Jennifer Enle
December 30, 2024 at 6:34 AM
10/10 would have also proposed to Jennifer Enle
Mr Bennet is a fabulous parent. I will take no questions
December 30, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Mr Bennet is a fabulous parent. I will take no questions
Forever obsessed with Charles Bingley
December 30, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Forever obsessed with Charles Bingley
OG Mr Collins is perfect in every way.
December 30, 2024 at 4:19 AM
OG Mr Collins is perfect in every way.
Turns out so much of my sexuality is wrapped up in this movie 😂 it's no wonder Mr Darcy is into Lizzie, love a woman who makes fun of you in such an excellent way.
December 30, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Turns out so much of my sexuality is wrapped up in this movie 😂 it's no wonder Mr Darcy is into Lizzie, love a woman who makes fun of you in such an excellent way.
Jennifer Ehle is the most perfect Elizabeth Bennet
December 30, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Jennifer Ehle is the most perfect Elizabeth Bennet
Rewatching this means I just realized that Mr. Hurst is Mr. Wattlesbrook in Austinland. Excellent nod to the OG
December 30, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Rewatching this means I just realized that Mr. Hurst is Mr. Wattlesbrook in Austinland. Excellent nod to the OG
I will die on the hill that the 1995 Pride and Prejudice is the best adaptation. The only casting flop was Jane.
December 30, 2024 at 3:43 AM
I will die on the hill that the 1995 Pride and Prejudice is the best adaptation. The only casting flop was Jane.
Turns out I'll mostly be using this for blow-by-blow movie and tv commentary. Prep yourselves
December 30, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Turns out I'll mostly be using this for blow-by-blow movie and tv commentary. Prep yourselves
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Everybody remember to go get you a library card to help keep them funded
December 27, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Everybody remember to go get you a library card to help keep them funded