It then goes on to list several rather good bars and houses of ill repute followed by a list of locations for the finest detox centers ever founded by renowned party animal Zaphod Beeblebrox

...be (given the truly microscopic chances of actually effecting the universe in a significant fashion) it goes on to state its all more or less useless to do anything more than get as drunk as possible interspersed with as much wild sex as possible.

...with a Ravenous Bug Beast of Trall with a migraine than effecting the Universe at large.

Given all species attempts at philosophical thoughts to desperately make themselves more important to the Universe than they could actually...