Comparing this to Mario Puzo is being incredibly over generous. If this was your grandpa, you’d take away his car keys. Watched Al Gore (77 y/o compared to Orange Hitler’s 79) who sounded like a genius compared to trump, with all of those cogent thoughts, proper grammar, etc.

No joke, Nixon fucking ordered a nuclear strike when he was drunk, and Kissinger told the military brass to stand down until Nixon sobered up. Would you trust Marco Rubio to stand up to Trump? How about secretary of drink himself, Hegseth? It’s time for congress to step in, before it’s too late.

Restaurants, don’t serve these fuckers. Let them try the secretary of agriculture’s healthy $3 meal: "a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and one other thing.”

I kid you not, just seconds after I posted this, I watched @chrislhayes.bsky.social report on en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beth_Is.... They had been bombed by the kkk in 1967, and three days ago it was attacked by an anti-Semite arson.

That’s some real 4D chess there.

Well, @chrislhayes.bsky.social is married to one of the finest legal minds, @kateshaw.bsky.social, as he always says when mentioning her.

That’s just a lot less palatable to even his audience (I assume) than “They’re turning the frogs gay.”

To be clear, I’m all in for having more frogs of all stripes. The far right already ruined Pepe. Don’t let them ruin gay frogs too.

No, he is incensed only because “they’re” turning them gay! It’s not because more gay frogs will lead to fewer tadpoles and cause populations to decline. No, somehow the whole concept of gay frogs offends him, because he’s not really talking about frogs, but people. “They’re turning the people gay.”

Atherton was also a great villain in Real Genius.

We’re going to throw the sickest party, right after this nap.

Chuck Schumer should ask the Baileys to moderate the next debate.