Skill issue. Skill issue. Skill issue. Give me your liver.
December 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Skill issue. Skill issue. Skill issue. Give me your liver.
Bro my papacy parlay didn’t hit now I’m fuckin excommunicated for betting on the wrong cardinal.
December 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Bro my papacy parlay didn’t hit now I’m fuckin excommunicated for betting on the wrong cardinal.
Dropping Nigga in front of a white person in perfect Chicago Style Citation of the last time they said it.
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Dropping Nigga in front of a white person in perfect Chicago Style Citation of the last time they said it.
Sorry about sending you a photo of my shit Sunday night. In my defense I was very drunk.
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Sorry about sending you a photo of my shit Sunday night. In my defense I was very drunk.
Honestly nothing better than meeting an opposites attract married couple. I wanna know how the super stoic humorless man met and had children with the super bouncy, body produces its own caffeine can’t stop talking lady. Or the 5’2” hyper Catholic married the 6’0” buff agnostic fisherlady. Real cool
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Honestly nothing better than meeting an opposites attract married couple. I wanna know how the super stoic humorless man met and had children with the super bouncy, body produces its own caffeine can’t stop talking lady. Or the 5’2” hyper Catholic married the 6’0” buff agnostic fisherlady. Real cool
Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Racially Chargd FB Posts
December 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Racially Chargd FB Posts
Dear liberals, if Marine Life is going extinct why is CrabFest back at Red Lobster?
December 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Dear liberals, if Marine Life is going extinct why is CrabFest back at Red Lobster?
Gecko Girlfriend: “Rougher daddy 🥵”
Me: *pulling her tail* “Are you sure? I might just- Oh my God, I’m sorry, Oh my God, are you okay?”
Me: *pulling her tail* “Are you sure? I might just- Oh my God, I’m sorry, Oh my God, are you okay?”
December 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Gecko Girlfriend: “Rougher daddy 🥵”
Me: *pulling her tail* “Are you sure? I might just- Oh my God, I’m sorry, Oh my God, are you okay?”
Me: *pulling her tail* “Are you sure? I might just- Oh my God, I’m sorry, Oh my God, are you okay?”
Imma be honest. They sell essential oils, but I’ve never really noticed ever needing them.
December 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Imma be honest. They sell essential oils, but I’ve never really noticed ever needing them.
On tumblr shipping the entirety of the Cowboys and the entirety of the Patriots, including staff.
December 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
On tumblr shipping the entirety of the Cowboys and the entirety of the Patriots, including staff.
The fun part of turning 30 is choosing whether you’re a Tums fan or a Pepto fan.
October 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The fun part of turning 30 is choosing whether you’re a Tums fan or a Pepto fan.
Damn bitches who smoke while they’re pregnant can get it frfr
September 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Damn bitches who smoke while they’re pregnant can get it frfr
I’m smoking the Himalayan kush that turned Captain America Japanese
September 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I’m smoking the Himalayan kush that turned Captain America Japanese
Made a homeless man twerk for a hot pocket. Made a rich man twerk for some crack.
September 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Made a homeless man twerk for a hot pocket. Made a rich man twerk for some crack.
Imagine if you could hear animals talk and there’s just 15 different muffled conversations in your intestines.
September 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Imagine if you could hear animals talk and there’s just 15 different muffled conversations in your intestines.
Multiple Genders is Electronic Warfare Jamming on my Gaydar. I don’t know what you define yourself as but imma Banzai into your crotch.
September 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Multiple Genders is Electronic Warfare Jamming on my Gaydar. I don’t know what you define yourself as but imma Banzai into your crotch.
I’m going Gangnam Style off the Febreeze Whipits flavored smelling salts.
September 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I’m going Gangnam Style off the Febreeze Whipits flavored smelling salts.
Spent last week with a copilot who thought Direct To from Scotland to Canada was a real Oceanic Flight plan.
September 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Spent last week with a copilot who thought Direct To from Scotland to Canada was a real Oceanic Flight plan.
I’m in the cuck chair booing other men.
September 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I’m in the cuck chair booing other men.
Yeah we are expecting a baby, but if we get a zebra that’s also cool.
September 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Yeah we are expecting a baby, but if we get a zebra that’s also cool.
Back in the Bronze Age they only had Third Place
September 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Back in the Bronze Age they only had Third Place
We should do another war with Iraq, just to finish the trilogy.
March 5, 2025 at 10:30 AM
We should do another war with Iraq, just to finish the trilogy.
#SuperBowl Germany vs. Brazil 7-1 vibes
February 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
#SuperBowl Germany vs. Brazil 7-1 vibes
#SuperBowl WHITE BOI PICK 6!!!! THIS NATION WILL HEAL!!!!
February 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
#SuperBowl WHITE BOI PICK 6!!!! THIS NATION WILL HEAL!!!!
Self Contained Underwater Boofing Apparatus
February 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Self Contained Underwater Boofing Apparatus