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@chrisraccoons.bsky.social Party time?
May 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
@chrisraccoons.bsky.social Party time?
I feel like naming a couple of NFL Hall of Famers for no particular reason: Junious Buchanan Mel Blount
May 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I feel like naming a couple of NFL Hall of Famers for no particular reason: Junious Buchanan Mel Blount
I wonder if James Comey is still feeling proud about sabotaging Hillary…
May 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I wonder if James Comey is still feeling proud about sabotaging Hillary…
Did the College of Cardinals even CONSIDER electing a rabid fox? Probably not.
May 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Did the College of Cardinals even CONSIDER electing a rabid fox? Probably not.
How I arrived on Bluesky…
a red fox is running through the snow in the wild .
ALT: a red fox is running through the snow in the wild .
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
How I arrived on Bluesky…
According to the New York Times “Flashback” quiz, in 1676 “Antonie van Leeuwenhoek, a Dutch cloth merchant, want[ed] to see his threads more clearly. He [made] his own microscope, and [was] the first to observe bacteria.”
That must have come as quite the unpleasant shock to van Leeuwenhoek…
That must have come as quite the unpleasant shock to van Leeuwenhoek…
January 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
According to the New York Times “Flashback” quiz, in 1676 “Antonie van Leeuwenhoek, a Dutch cloth merchant, want[ed] to see his threads more clearly. He [made] his own microscope, and [was] the first to observe bacteria.”
That must have come as quite the unpleasant shock to van Leeuwenhoek…
That must have come as quite the unpleasant shock to van Leeuwenhoek…
As we brace for the inauguration of the worst human being ever to occupy the presidency, let’s remember one of the best. RIP, Sir.
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/29/u...
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/29/u...
Jimmy Carter, 39th U.S. President, Is Dead at 100
Rising from Georgia farmland to the White House, he oversaw the historic Camp David peace accords, but his one-term presidency was waylaid by troubles at home and abroad.
www.nytimes.com
December 29, 2024 at 10:19 PM
As we brace for the inauguration of the worst human being ever to occupy the presidency, let’s remember one of the best. RIP, Sir.
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/29/u...
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/29/u...
Happy #BoxingDay everyone! Don’t know much about the holiday… Let’s see what goes on… Presents? Cool… Soccer games… OK. Hmm… What’s this… Hunting parties for… WTF?!?
December 26, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Happy #BoxingDay everyone! Don’t know much about the holiday… Let’s see what goes on… Presents? Cool… Soccer games… OK. Hmm… What’s this… Hunting parties for… WTF?!?
Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate—and to those who DON’T celebrate! (‘Cuz why should those who celebrate have all the fun?)
December 25, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate—and to those who DON’T celebrate! (‘Cuz why should those who celebrate have all the fun?)
NYT headline: “China Dangles Pandas as ‘Bait’ to Court Local Politicians,” and I think Dangling Pandas is going to be my new band name.
December 22, 2024 at 9:19 PM
NYT headline: “China Dangles Pandas as ‘Bait’ to Court Local Politicians,” and I think Dangling Pandas is going to be my new band name.
GREAT MOMENTS IN WORKPLACE CONVERSATION:
1: I’m so tired of these people
2: Is this the airing of the grievances?
1: It is almost Festivus…
3: Is that the one where we go out and kill everybody?
1: …
2: OK, you’re thinking of the Purge…
3: Oh…
1: Common mistake… But really—don’t mix them up.
1: I’m so tired of these people
2: Is this the airing of the grievances?
1: It is almost Festivus…
3: Is that the one where we go out and kill everybody?
1: …
2: OK, you’re thinking of the Purge…
3: Oh…
1: Common mistake… But really—don’t mix them up.
December 20, 2024 at 5:28 PM
GREAT MOMENTS IN WORKPLACE CONVERSATION:
1: I’m so tired of these people
2: Is this the airing of the grievances?
1: It is almost Festivus…
3: Is that the one where we go out and kill everybody?
1: …
2: OK, you’re thinking of the Purge…
3: Oh…
1: Common mistake… But really—don’t mix them up.
1: I’m so tired of these people
2: Is this the airing of the grievances?
1: It is almost Festivus…
3: Is that the one where we go out and kill everybody?
1: …
2: OK, you’re thinking of the Purge…
3: Oh…
1: Common mistake… But really—don’t mix them up.
Hey #AnimalCaucus, hear me out: TikTok needs to be sold to US folks to keep operating in the US. The asking price is $200b. Bake sale?
December 7, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Hey #AnimalCaucus, hear me out: TikTok needs to be sold to US folks to keep operating in the US. The asking price is $200b. Bake sale?
Hey @boebertgoat.bsky.social, are we still doing this? The category: Scientific Discoveries
December 7, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Hey @boebertgoat.bsky.social, are we still doing this? The category: Scientific Discoveries
Try to live your life so that, when you’re gunned down in the street, your murder doesn’t immediately become fodder for comedic memes.
December 7, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Try to live your life so that, when you’re gunned down in the street, your murder doesn’t immediately become fodder for comedic memes.
Just saw an ad for the Hallmark Channel, boasting “15 all-new Christmas movies,” and I can’t help but think they’re probably stretching the meaning of “all-new.”. . . And for that matter the meaning of “movie.”
November 30, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Just saw an ad for the Hallmark Channel, boasting “15 all-new Christmas movies,” and I can’t help but think they’re probably stretching the meaning of “all-new.”. . . And for that matter the meaning of “movie.”
I’ve been told that pictures of one’s cat are appreciated, so here you go!
November 30, 2024 at 9:20 PM
I’ve been told that pictures of one’s cat are appreciated, so here you go!
This Fox, for one, welcomes his new robot overlords…
November 29, 2024 at 6:01 PM
This Fox, for one, welcomes his new robot overlords…
At breakfast today, at the next table, an adorable toddler was repeatedly singing the alphabet. Every time, though, she would sing, “q r s… B u v…” and NOBODY corrected her… This is why the world is going to hell…
November 24, 2024 at 10:08 PM
At breakfast today, at the next table, an adorable toddler was repeatedly singing the alphabet. Every time, though, she would sing, “q r s… B u v…” and NOBODY corrected her… This is why the world is going to hell…
Wow… Matt Gaetz didn’t even last a full Scaramucci…
November 21, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Wow… Matt Gaetz didn’t even last a full Scaramucci…
There was a question on “Jeopardy!” tonight about a famous hermit. If you’re a famous hermit, aren’t you kind of a failure?
November 21, 2024 at 6:54 AM
There was a question on “Jeopardy!” tonight about a famous hermit. If you’re a famous hermit, aren’t you kind of a failure?
Last year, when the two big movies opened on the same day, everyone was talking about “Barbenheimer.” I haven’t heard anyone talking about “Wickiator II,” so let me be the first. #WickiatorII
November 17, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Last year, when the two big movies opened on the same day, everyone was talking about “Barbenheimer.” I haven’t heard anyone talking about “Wickiator II,” so let me be the first. #WickiatorII
So sad to see how quickly BlueSky has been co-opted by Big Library and Big Pet… Can nothing withstand the forces of chaos….
November 15, 2024 at 6:38 PM
So sad to see how quickly BlueSky has been co-opted by Big Library and Big Pet… Can nothing withstand the forces of chaos….
You know you’re through the rabbit hole when you hear “Marco Rubio, Secretary of State,” and think… “Oh, well… I guess that’s OK.”
November 15, 2024 at 4:45 PM
You know you’re through the rabbit hole when you hear “Marco Rubio, Secretary of State,” and think… “Oh, well… I guess that’s OK.”
Biting all the best people since… well, since about ten minutes ago. Matt Gaetz has barely escaped a chomping!
November 15, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Biting all the best people since… well, since about ten minutes ago. Matt Gaetz has barely escaped a chomping!