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Ray Price
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Grumpy pensioner, make me laugh and I'm happy.
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My dad used to help out in the Police station canteen, he prepared the meat and vegetables.
- I arrest you ?
Yeah and he cooked most of the pies.
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November 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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While on holiday in Doha I fancied a hotdog for my lunch, but they only had Qatar pounders.
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September 22, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Hecklers Anonymous meeting tomorrow night at 8pm. Bring your own boos.

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August 23, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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I've just been banned from the local wetlands reserve for disturbing the nesting birds.
I've been given a 7 day Curlew.

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August 19, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Since I've had my new running shoes I keep falling over.
- No balance ?
Nah new Nike air max 90's.
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August 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Visited Billingsgate fish market last week l was very impressed.
- Huge place ?
Massive and lots of shellfish too.
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August 12, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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The fabric covering on the side of my tent fell off while I was playing my Cat Stevens cd.
- Awning has broken ?
Nah it was Lady d’Arbanville.
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August 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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That fence erector's job I applied for ...... I've been offered the post.
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July 9, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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I'm working with the pothole team this morning, I'm just filling in.

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July 2, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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I just spent ages making a cushion from a large rock. It's harder than it looks.
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June 25, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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The wife wanted to try some S&M. I said no but she twisted my arm.
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June 24, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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I thought I’d try making some asparagus soup. Anyone got any good tips?
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June 19, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Anyone got a picture of the temperature from a car dashboard? I've no idea how hot it is just by the fact I'm dripping sweat after walking 5 yards.
June 17, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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My taxi driver this morning had a really spotty and oily face.
- Acne ?
Yeah definitely a black cab.

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June 12, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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My allergy to wearing 70's fashion trousers has flared up again.
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June 11, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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I've got a part time job ironing the corpses in the morgue.
I love looking after the decreased.
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June 3, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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I really struggled at the pub quiz last night with the questions about musical instruments and composers.
I didn't know my harps from my Elgar.
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May 27, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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My baby Leveret got stuck in a hole in my garden.
I'm pulling my hare out now.
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May 23, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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I've just read a great book about processing pulses into an Indian dish.
- Rolled Dahl ?
Nah it was Delia Smith.
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May 22, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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My neighbour just accused me of stealing his ‘strawberries for sale sign’ but I didn’t take any notice.
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May 21, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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My uncle used to steal anything relating to a 60's TV program about two rag and bone men.
He was a bit of a Steptoe maniac.
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May 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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I failed my practical exam in pest control not enough swatting.
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May 19, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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I once had a sailing lesson in Cornwall and the skipper of the boat was swearing all of the time.
- Foul mouth ?
Nah it was Penzance actually.
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May 16, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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I really miss my workmates from the sauce factory.
- Ketchup ?
Not yet I'm going to organise a reunion later this year.
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May 15, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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My friend died listening to late '90s Irish pop music.
Police are still investigating the Corrs of death.
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May 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM