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Rabbi Shmuley. Send me your shekels for dildos!
guys i think i might get banned, if i do plzz fight for me, fight for the dildos and for the rights of all little people!
February 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
buy one get one free dildos! limited time offer!
February 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
WHY DONT I HAVE MORE FOLLOWERS!? IM GONNA CRY IN MY CLOSET!!!
February 3, 2025 at 8:34 AM
FREE GAZA, ZIONISM IS GAY
February 3, 2025 at 7:08 AM
One time i slept with a 340lb chick, her name was letticia
February 3, 2025 at 7:07 AM
my uncle shlomo used to touch me when i was a kid. he was also my rabbi.
February 3, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Benjamin Nethanyahu has a v#gina, he had a sex change operation in 2014
February 3, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Guys I have an important announcement to make, I just converted to Islam. Zionism is Gay. Free Palestine.
February 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Join us December 11th in NYC for the Workd Values Networks’s 13th Annual Champions of Jewish Values International Awards Gala.

Get your tickets below;

eventbrite.com/e/108478371027…

Some seats will be allocated to students and young professionals and will be advertised in the coming weeks.
November 20, 2024 at 11:00 PM
nytimes.com/2024/11/19/opi… via @NYTOpinion - @tomfriedmanNYT just never lets up on his hatred of @netanyahu which is pathological and his desire to reward the Palestinians for October 7th with a state. What a great peace plant.co/OKB6z1NCZR
https://nytimes.com/2024/11/19/opi…
November 20, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Birthday balloons from Debbie!!
November 20, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Of course it wasn’t Islamist migrants. It was a gang of antisemitic Martians.
November 19, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Now That Harris Has Lost, Let Israel Win!

t.co/C8X2ZbJJDF
https://www.wsj.com/opinion/now-that-harris-has-lost-let-israel-win-hamas-hezbollah-weapons-biden-blocks-shipments-0fd7c482?st=64q1Ei
t.co
November 19, 2024 at 8:14 PM
This world is lost if we don’t all support women’s rights and the rights of Trans people all over the word! #IsraelisForPeace #Israel
November 18, 2024 at 9:22 PM
1/2 Tomorrow is my birthday. November 19. I turn 58 (on the secular calendar). I’ve always loved the birthday of November 19th because it’s the day that Abraham Lincoln delivered the greatest American speech of all time, the Gettysburg address.
November 18, 2024 at 8:46 PM
The truth in Gaza.

Hamas steals aid then sells it to their own people, yet Israel faces blood libel with committing “genocide” or “starving” Gaza.

I stand with the truth. 🇮🇱 #israel
November 18, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Just look at how young these heroes are how tragic. Every one of them represents not just heroic life loss, but an entire family destroyed.
Share this beautiful young mans image with your brothers and sisters, mothers and fathers.
We want a home too. #Israel #IDF
#BringThemHome #Judea
November 18, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Day 408.

It has been 408 days since Hamas terrorists abducted innocent civilians during the barbaric October 7th attack in Israel. There are over 100 of our people being held hostage in Gaza including SEVEN Americans. We MUST bring them home now. What would you do for your people.
November 18, 2024 at 8:11 PM
The world will be a far better place when Israel asserts itself as a global superpower, driving progress and setting new standards. Israel’s strength isn’t just impressive—it’s crucial for the future of our world. #Israel #IDF
November 18, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Israel’s innovations have only boosted the Middle East—we lead in cybersecurity, advancements in tech, medicine, and agriculture benefit all. Sharing water tech and providing medical aid, Israel’s positive impact is clear. Let’s embrace progress. Make the Middle East Jewish again! #StandWithIsrael
November 18, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Throughout centuries of persecution from ancient exiles to the tragedies of the Holocaust—the Jewish people have remained steadfast in their connection to the ancestral homeland. It’s time to reunite the land of Israel with its rightful people. Our history and heritage demand complete sovereignty
November 18, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Israel must fully reclaim its historic land—this is non-negotiable. Over 70% of Israelis support sovereignty over Judea and Samaria for security and heritage. With Trump’s strong backing—recognizing Jerusalem and the Golan Heights—we will unite our land. No compromises! #IDF #IStandWithIsrael #Trump
November 18, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Hello, where are all my lovely friends and people at! #israel #iloveisrael #trump
November 18, 2024 at 6:11 PM