*I collapse into a cloud of fungal spores immediately*

I love being what the kids call cringe and what I call free.

Oh yeah personal Otto refs bc I have to bastardize every canon character into a pseudo-oc or i explode. It is my right as an artist.

Bonus freaks from recent arts because I love being a freak and so does he. I like teeth. A lot.

i love my problematic husband Otto Apocalypse he has done everything wrong and I frankly don't mind

+ I liked the outfit so just . Regular non kitty cat Luocha

My evil annoying shape husband.... Please come home...

Also I say ”forgot” but really I’ve just been exhausted 👎 I’m much more active on IG if anyone misses my 754 posts of various blond men

Still not quite sure if this counts as a yumeship actually bc Bjarki isn’t really a self insert but the whole thing IS very very self indulgent. Whatever it is it’s cringe and I love being cringe

I love whale merms a normal human amount.

Its my bsky and i get to shitpost if I want to. Which I do. Passionately.

I decided yk if people can have their egregious-tits-waifu-fanart i can have this. Im 25 i have bigger problems than "does this make sense in canon"

Im sorry anyone who wants strong confident gigachad Otto from me i dont think it will happen. Powerful men are only fun when they're rly rly soggy. Like "white bread left in the cold dish water overnight" soggy.

(See it would be a selfship BUT i have DDD/OSDD and dont consider there to be a Self to my existence so i cant selfship when i dont have a self)

(This is copium)(Definitely)