R. A. Allen
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raallen87.bsky.social
R. A. Allen
@raallen87.bsky.social
📖: A Court of Mist and Fury; Nettle and Bone; The Queer Art of Failure; A Fellowship of Bakers & Magic
🎮: Final Fantasy Tactics; WoW Classic
📺: Slow Horses; Invasion
📸and🪴
Bluesky Ancient
Non-Binary
They/Them, pref, but fluid about it
Bottle feeding becomes an art form.

Baby bjorns are amazing to get chires done while they babble at you.

Checklist of all things to manage for nap time™️

Parralel play

Empty battery controller

And I got *really* lucky both my kids were sleeping for 8 hours a night by the fourth month.
November 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Yep.
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
What a dick
November 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Sending Amazon a box of cloth diapers for shitting the bed.
November 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The lesser known whale chaser
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
That’s what I’m saying!
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Bear down
November 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Pro-biotic god
a video game screen shows a robot that says " i am a diotic god "
Alt: a video game screen shows a robot that says " i am a biotic god "
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Orange
November 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Pee Pee tape, but it was never urine.
November 16, 2025 at 9:55 AM
He don’t look like a cheer leader though
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Every time, all the time.
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Yea, 8 did the touchdown. Check gambling records, imo
November 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM