Riley
@raaleh.bsky.social
Board Game Entrepreneur. Hosts @trashfuture.bsky.social, @nogodsnomayors.com, @gluefactory.bsky.social
Shadow Doge assets ready for 3D printing and physical play testing!
October 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Shadow Doge assets ready for 3D printing and physical play testing!
… and then the agent says, “wow that’s quite an act, but what do you call it?”
October 9, 2025 at 6:21 AM
… and then the agent says, “wow that’s quite an act, but what do you call it?”
seeing the phrase “since 2009” crop up a lot these days
October 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
seeing the phrase “since 2009” crop up a lot these days
Update - we've made Doge Chris Kyle, "The Venetian Sniper"
September 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Update - we've made Doge Chris Kyle, "The Venetian Sniper"
Testing Shadow Doge again and we've made Doge Bill Ackman
September 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Testing Shadow Doge again and we've made Doge Bill Ackman
I guess I just didn’t expect it to be Phil Mickelson
September 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I guess I just didn’t expect it to be Phil Mickelson
This kind of thing is going to end up as 10% of our GDP by 2030
September 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This kind of thing is going to end up as 10% of our GDP by 2030
This is just Facebook Gruntstyle coffee company language. They’re all so astonishingly cooked from online.
September 13, 2025 at 8:56 AM
This is just Facebook Gruntstyle coffee company language. They’re all so astonishingly cooked from online.
It’ll be like he never left us
September 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It’ll be like he never left us
It’s a real “did you know the Segway inventor was killed by a Segway” moment isn’t it
September 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It’s a real “did you know the Segway inventor was killed by a Segway” moment isn’t it
It’s very funny to me that Paul Atreides is real and he’s a decrepit old real estate guy from Queens
September 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It’s very funny to me that Paul Atreides is real and he’s a decrepit old real estate guy from Queens
We need the power of prayer between now and September 5th more than ever
August 30, 2025 at 10:08 AM
We need the power of prayer between now and September 5th more than ever
Heats up a second time here
August 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Heats up a second time here
Decided to buy a book at random today
August 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Decided to buy a book at random today
Elon to World: let’s get horny!
August 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Elon to World: let’s get horny!
A popular bag of chips with many locations
August 21, 2025 at 10:06 AM
A popular bag of chips with many locations
wait the market DIDN’T like “we fixed the negative jobs outlook by firing the guy” okay good to know
August 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
wait the market DIDN’T like “we fixed the negative jobs outlook by firing the guy” okay good to know
not a lotta techno here huh
August 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
not a lotta techno here huh
Shadow Doge playtest number four.
Milestone unlocked: first complete game played. Now doing closed play testing with friends and family, so look out for invites if we're mutuals and you've expressed interest.
Milestone unlocked: first complete game played. Now doing closed play testing with friends and family, so look out for invites if we're mutuals and you've expressed interest.
August 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Shadow Doge playtest number four.
Milestone unlocked: first complete game played. Now doing closed play testing with friends and family, so look out for invites if we're mutuals and you've expressed interest.
Milestone unlocked: first complete game played. Now doing closed play testing with friends and family, so look out for invites if we're mutuals and you've expressed interest.
The very concept of the universal rights of children draws ire from genocidal maniacs. I know they live with themselves fine, but how is a mystery to me.
July 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The very concept of the universal rights of children draws ire from genocidal maniacs. I know they live with themselves fine, but how is a mystery to me.
Wokes are afraid he’s asking too many questions and he’s going to get to the bottom of why you can’t cuddle your missus and have a fried breakfast
July 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Wokes are afraid he’s asking too many questions and he’s going to get to the bottom of why you can’t cuddle your missus and have a fried breakfast
This is my favourite type of sentiment. It feels like something a lungworm would say if you managed to elevate it to sapience and provided some social and cultural context.
July 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This is my favourite type of sentiment. It feels like something a lungworm would say if you managed to elevate it to sapience and provided some social and cultural context.