Riley
raaleh.bsky.social
Riley
@raaleh.bsky.social
Board Game Entrepreneur. Hosts @trashfuture.bsky.social, @nogodsnomayors.com, @gluefactory.bsky.social
Shadow Doge assets ready for 3D printing and physical play testing!
October 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
… and then the agent says, “wow that’s quite an act, but what do you call it?”
October 9, 2025 at 6:21 AM
seeing the phrase “since 2009” crop up a lot these days
October 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
September 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Update - we've made Doge Chris Kyle, "The Venetian Sniper"
September 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Testing Shadow Doge again and we've made Doge Bill Ackman
September 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I guess I just didn’t expect it to be Phil Mickelson
September 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This kind of thing is going to end up as 10% of our GDP by 2030
September 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This is just Facebook Gruntstyle coffee company language. They’re all so astonishingly cooked from online.
September 13, 2025 at 8:56 AM
It’ll be like he never left us
September 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It’s a real “did you know the Segway inventor was killed by a Segway” moment isn’t it
September 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It’s very funny to me that Paul Atreides is real and he’s a decrepit old real estate guy from Queens
September 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
We need the power of prayer between now and September 5th more than ever
August 30, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Heats up a second time here
August 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Decided to buy a book at random today
August 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Elon to World: let’s get horny!
August 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
A popular bag of chips with many locations
August 21, 2025 at 10:06 AM
wait the market DIDN’T like “we fixed the negative jobs outlook by firing the guy” okay good to know
August 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
not a lotta techno here huh
August 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Shadow Doge playtest number four.

Milestone unlocked: first complete game played. Now doing closed play testing with friends and family, so look out for invites if we're mutuals and you've expressed interest.
August 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Excel error ass name
August 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The very concept of the universal rights of children draws ire from genocidal maniacs. I know they live with themselves fine, but how is a mystery to me.
July 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
well whaddya know
July 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Wokes are afraid he’s asking too many questions and he’s going to get to the bottom of why you can’t cuddle your missus and have a fried breakfast
July 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
This is my favourite type of sentiment. It feels like something a lungworm would say if you managed to elevate it to sapience and provided some social and cultural context.
July 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM