Happy Holidays, Anonymized Author. Maybe next year you’ll submit a manuscript worthy of publication.

Love, Reviewer 2.

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This review, while some may dub it harsh and cruelly scathing, will help this scientist either grow and evolve as a researcher, or weed out someone who cannot handle the rigor of scientific constructive criticism.

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Back in the day, you could get a tenure track position at an R1 university with only 1-2 good publications.

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Lmao good luck

#Postdoc, please also stay to make sure they don’t mess anything up. You should be here writing anyway.

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Impossible. I have so many important and interesting things to say.

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Jfc, had to get a grad student to scrub the floor before I could leave for the dept meeting.

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Yes this is correct for uni. K-12 also gets the option to have salary over school year or calendar year around. @natgeowong.bsky.social you are also correct in that postdocs are underpaid for their labor (imho).

…how long did it go on for before they realized there was an issue with that?

I cannot imagine anything more tedious than cell counting but I am open to suggestions.

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