I have never once in my life followed AFL but I might this year purely because I am 100% on the Rum’un bandwagon

I play like 3 video games
max but for some reason I’ve become the office video game expert. Grown men are approaching me asking what to buy their 10 year old son for Christmas

Brian organised all of this. There are things in my life I’ve always dreamed of, and things I never even dared to hope for, and he gives me that and more every day. I’m very lucky

obsessed with the guy who came into my work and after seeing my tattoos started to tell me about the tattoo gun he bought. i said to be careful of sepsis and he said “what’s that”

if you’re wondering whether to follow me back please know that i’m not funny and i am obnoxious/boring enough to have gotten a mary oliver tattoo