Chris_Aurit
qzxjkvb.bsky.social
Chris_Aurit
@qzxjkvb.bsky.social
Owl trainer
To the rescue
January 16, 2026 at 1:10 PM
There is no bunker deep enough to shelter this toerag from himself, let alone any carbon-based life form with a shred of humanity.
January 9, 2026 at 12:56 PM
A much-needed break from doomscrolling. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
January 9, 2026 at 12:46 PM
He's already been impeached twice, yet he's still pulling the levers of power. How is another pointless exercise going to stop this waste of human flesh?
January 4, 2026 at 11:43 AM
That waste of food never heard the saying that there are two kinds of ships: submarines and targets.
December 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
He's just the worst person to have consumed oxygen.
December 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
In other news, dog bites man.
December 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
And then he said "enough about me, what do you think about me?"
December 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Participation trophy. All 1st graders get one.
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
KL is trying her best to employ Jedi mind tricks. SAD
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
She might have wiped the brown from her nose, but the stench left behind will never go away.
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Oof , , ,
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Probably needs this to remind him of where he needs to be. I hope he doesn't mistake it for the other office with the porcelain oval he just renovated.
November 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Wayyyy beyond cringe
November 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Look for an executive order declaring a year to be six months in length
October 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
How many lockers must he have been stuffed in school to be this angry, bitter, mean and, well, locker-shaped? And why the tough-guy image? Is he compensating or just scared?
October 5, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Sadly, there is only one branch of government these days; the legislative and judicial branches have been absorbed into the Trump branch.
Even more distressing is that this BS isn't going to stop with a bunch of hand-wringing and woe-is-me platitudes. Time for action.
September 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
1st vinyl either "Between the Buttons," "Are You Experienced," or "The Animals." I'm that old, so I can't precisely remember. 1st CD was "The Joshua Tree."
September 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Let's go surfin' now
Everybody's learning how
Come on and surfari with me
September 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Fret not, the surface has yet to be scratched😱
September 10, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Pretty sure that's the brain worm talking.
September 2, 2025 at 12:10 PM
He has one really cool party trick, if he turns sideways, he disappears.
August 30, 2025 at 10:20 AM
The memes write themselves -
I've got a sammich and I'm not afraid to use it
Put down the sammich and walk back slowly
Do you feel lucky punk?
etc, etc
August 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM