Relatable Comics for Girls, special episode: Baldur’s Gate 3

I prayed to god and asked him to kill me today, if i die he’s real. If i live, another win for atheism!

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Im looking for a product engineer, i would like do commission a centerpiece which resembles a realistic goat skull with pagan engravings and ambient rgb lighting to go on my computer desk whose sole purpose is to run chatgpt that speaks to me like the devil

Its crazy how if you buy a bunch of similar worthless shit you can vaguely resemble a real human being with a developed personality

Real love is wanting to peirce their abdomen with a big knife

Im so tired of beeing a fucking retard 💔

Meeting autistic people with your same strain out in the wild can be a humbling experience.
But they never see me though, it's because im more advanced than other autists, and no one can tell me apart from normal people because im so skilled

Getting to rub a fat guy's belly for the first time is like making a breakthrough at the animal shelter when the dog is usually fearful and has a bite history

Not enough lesbian porn on here

Hot loads of what?

Im just waiting for the opportunity for a beautiful girl to vent her mental health to me so i can convince her to double suicide so people will see us both and call us hot babes on the news article

If i died and went to heaven, god would separate me into my own pen like those zoo animals who are predisposed to biting guests

We need a leftist Adolph Hitler

If the boyfriend starts watching family guy clips on youtube, it could be a sign that his enclosure is lacking enrichment, and you have to decorate his habitat with safe and interactive toys to increase mental stimulation

Are we hitting the evil ancient toltec weed bong?