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I'm a joker, i'm a smoker, i'm a midnight toker. I sure don't want to hurt no one! #ShockMonkey & #mutantfam #horror
@wrestletalk.bsky.social @thisislukeowen.bsky.social I was at Raw last night & after the feed cut Iyo was crying for what seemed to be an eternity! One of the most heartbreaking things I’ve seen in pro wrestling & will live rent free in my head for a bit! #rawonnetflix
September 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
June 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Lady: blah blah blah *something about bear, deer, & eaten alive* blah blah blah

Drive in menu: “Ma’am this is a @wendys-usa.com . . . “

@themutantfam.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social #mutantfam #lastdrivein
April 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
April 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Ranger: “Do you expect me to talk?”

Johnny: “No Mr Ranger, I expect you to die!!!!!”

@themutantfam.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social #mutantfam #lastdrivein
April 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I mean . . . I could suffer at worst a sprang ankle, but . . . Naaaaa . . . I’ll be folded up like an accordion. . . *facepalm* @themutantfam.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social #mutantfam #lastdrivein
April 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
March 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The Cheeto Man can call it “The Thicc Thighs of @therhearipleywwe.bsky.social ” & I’ll still call it The Gulf of Mexico . . . #fucktrump
February 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
If anyone in the #mutantfam is at #creepiecon, i need recon! Find out how much @barbaracrampton.bsky.social’s 40th reanimator poster is! Hell I might even be willing to PayPal you the funds for it! @themutantfam.bsky.social
February 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I think I just had an apostrophe!!!!! The clown doctors ARE OINGO BOINGO!!!!!! #mutantfam
January 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
So Wednesday morning I had a panic attack . . . I decided I deserve a free meal. So I decided to go to a local restaurant & I took part in their Beat the Meat Challenge! I consumed this in 13 min 30 sec out of $30! Mission accomplished! Hey! Free shirt too! #mutantfam
January 26, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Hey @barbaracrampton.bsky.social . . . I think #JeffreyCombs might need some company at @TheScarefest . . . #winkwinknudgenudge 😉 #mutantfam
January 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The hero we need now . . . TOM!!!!!! COME BACK TO US!!!!!!!! #mutantfam
January 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Ever wonder what the song the gangsters in Adventures in Babysitting sang? #mutantfam
January 12, 2025 at 8:34 AM
January 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source! #mutantfam
January 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Requiem for a Dream . . . The car version . . . #mutantfam
January 7, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I’m sure she’s tired of me posting about this but meeting @barbaracrampton.bsky.social was the highlight of 2024 for me! ☺️ might be seeing ya again in 2025 #happynewyear Babs! 🤘🏻😎🤘🏻#mutantfam @themutantfam.bsky.social
January 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
RIP Olivia Hussey 🤘🏻😔🤘🏻#mutantfam
December 28, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Happy birthday @barbaracrampton.bsky.social 😍😍😍 #mutantfam
December 27, 2024 at 8:10 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits: #mutantfam
December 25, 2024 at 3:07 AM