Threefold; are you and the crew hopeful for the next year, as rough as we know it may be; what is the most absurd, entertaining, or stupid thing on your 2026 bingo cards (and please forgive me for asking); and at your new home bar, do you performatively slice garnishes with a machete?

I love how he throws in that taxing billionaires 90% wouldn't help anything, this guy has pure motives for sure. He's looking out for the little guy!

It's kind of a goal now to go to a show (preferably with a magical free ticket) and heckle him to start masturbating. Would it be effective? Of course not. Do I wish I could be his ghost of Christmas past, following him like an untraceable specter on tour to yell about his penile crimes? Absolutely

A true spirit of chaos

There's no way it's not malice at this point.

I'm not falsely accusing him of having a Nazi tattoo. He had an obvious Nazi tattoo. People from his past are saying "Yeah, he knew that was a Nazi tattoo." As I said before, the best case scenario is still awful, and you don't have to die on this hill.

Also, I'm just okay at chess.

He didn't hate them enough to not remove that tattoo while knowing what it was. Best case scenario, he's an edgelord so poisoned by internet irony that he thinks this is funny and cool. So, not someone who should have power in government, especially now. Stop insisting on dying on this hill

Nope! Not a word about removing references slavery from Harper's Ferry, either. Almost like none of those people gave a shit about preserving history or have ever spoken in good faith

Yeah maybe I'm crazy but I don't think a politician who doesn't know basic Nazi dogwhistles and imagery is what we need right now