Look closely - he's beating off at the papal funeral

MAGA penis.

Positively GAPING!

(leaking a bit too)

You forgot that Trump does what he wants and cares not one little whit about congress. But it is really sweet the way you cling to the old reality.

I admire your ability to live in your own fantasy world.

Sorry, but "rebuking" does nothing to deter the tariffs. And in case you forgot in your zeal to celebrate - the senate is only half the congress. No victory here.

TSA: Mall security guards too incompetent to keep the mall security job.

There is no penetrating their certainty. My MAGA brother has been living in his own fantasy world ever since he first heard the blathering of Rush Limbaugh many years ago. But when he needed Lasik surgery and dental care, he gladly allowed Medicaid to pay...

If anyone would like a heaping helping of schadenfreude, there's a ton of MAGAts in Gooberville on Farcebork seeking sympathy for the tornado rubble they find themselves in. It's rather fun pointing out there will be no FEMA and no federal disaster funds for them. Welcome them to their new reality!

Oh he'll shut it down alright. Just like he's shutting down FEMA and federal disaster funding right before Gooberville got clobbered by tornadoes yesterday. Sleep well in the mud goobers!

Effing Kirill Dmitriev was in the WHITE HOUSE today.
He was the one who got a text from [redacted] on election night 2016 that read "Putin has won."
The Russian "hoax" was real and he was part of it and today he is walking INTO THE WHITE HOUSE.
Putin owns trump and thus he owns us.

Clearly a job for the military.

"Paging Major Aneurysm..."

Fug Dis Bish.

You actually think this was incompetence? If you listen carefully you can hear them snickering...

Should have jumped on the elevator and repeatedly kneed him in the balls until he cried.

I just call it the Big Orange Fucksicle...

The Big Orange Fucksicle...

he alone cost her. the entire fucking thing, its so amazing.

punctuation is your friend.

Just like Elon...