Quokka (he/they)
@quokka.wiki
At least it's not as bad as the shirt Mark Zuckerberg wore with an incorrect formula
July 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
At least it's not as bad as the shirt Mark Zuckerberg wore with an incorrect formula
Reminds me of this meme
June 27, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Reminds me of this meme
I tried playing around in the API explorer, and it says quota exceeded for some reason.
I consulted Stack Overflow and it just says to wait it out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I consulted Stack Overflow and it just says to wait it out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
June 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I tried playing around in the API explorer, and it says quota exceeded for some reason.
I consulted Stack Overflow and it just says to wait it out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I consulted Stack Overflow and it just says to wait it out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I am a cis guy with leg hair in Eastern Europe and I went in a mini skirt to school one time via public transit. I got so many people looking at me like they wanted to literally kill me lmfao.
(I did it to protest my school's dress code, which forbids shorts.)
(I did it to protest my school's dress code, which forbids shorts.)
June 18, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I am a cis guy with leg hair in Eastern Europe and I went in a mini skirt to school one time via public transit. I got so many people looking at me like they wanted to literally kill me lmfao.
(I did it to protest my school's dress code, which forbids shorts.)
(I did it to protest my school's dress code, which forbids shorts.)
Bromo sapiens forgot the rice
June 11, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Bromo sapiens forgot the rice
With or without eyeshadow?
June 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
With or without eyeshadow?
I know no such weakness
![Screenshot of Termux on an Android phone. Terminal content:
```
~ $ node
Welcome to Node.js v23.11.1.
Type ".help" for more information.
> (_=>(_+'/'+_+(![]+[])[!![]+!![]+!![]]))((_=>((_/+[])+[])[_/_+_/_+_/_]+({}+[])[_-_/_-_/_])(!![]<<!![]+!![]+!![]))
'it/its'
>
```](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ldggrc5knfieu2goe3bk3phz/bafkreiawfjynu7oez625d3i4juembnf2dgmuadofbo4deczcvnzfrjj3zy@jpeg)
May 29, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I know no such weakness
Ooh I like your hair I'm jealous it's so nice
May 29, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Ooh I like your hair I'm jealous it's so nice
The meme of the guy with the lightning is usually paired with "You should kill yourself now", but he omitted it and made it implied.
May 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The meme of the guy with the lightning is usually paired with "You should kill yourself now", but he omitted it and made it implied.
One time I kindly asked somebody to improve their alt text, so they told me to kill myself, and then blocked me when I pointed out they forgot to add an alt text to the meme telling me to kill myself.
May 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
One time I kindly asked somebody to improve their alt text, so they told me to kill myself, and then blocked me when I pointed out they forgot to add an alt text to the meme telling me to kill myself.
Unfortunately, I cannot as a Bulgarian. Is there anything else I could do? Should I spread this with my friends who are over 18 and friends from other EU nations?
May 16, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Unfortunately, I cannot as a Bulgarian. Is there anything else I could do? Should I spread this with my friends who are over 18 and friends from other EU nations?
I painted over an old pin I never use with the (S)KiDS logo
May 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I painted over an old pin I never use with the (S)KiDS logo
Without downloading pics, where are you mentally?
May 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Without downloading pics, where are you mentally?
@aviva.gay I have my phone set to an RtL language, and it messes with the interface of the new deer.social APK.
Maybe force it to be in LtR if possible?
Maybe force it to be in LtR if possible?
April 29, 2025 at 8:22 AM
@aviva.gay I have my phone set to an RtL language, and it messes with the interface of the new deer.social APK.
Maybe force it to be in LtR if possible?
Maybe force it to be in LtR if possible?
@emmapfand.bsky.social is a LIAR!!!
(Jk pls don't hate me this is just something silly that I noticed)
(Jk pls don't hate me this is just something silly that I noticed)
April 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
@emmapfand.bsky.social is a LIAR!!!
(Jk pls don't hate me this is just something silly that I noticed)
(Jk pls don't hate me this is just something silly that I noticed)
1am meal before a flight I didn't plan on taking TwT
April 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
1am meal before a flight I didn't plan on taking TwT
I just verified @quokka.wiki using Bluesky's new verification system. Try verifying someone yourself using @cred.blue's verifier tool: cred.blue/verifier
April 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I just verified @quokka.wiki using Bluesky's new verification system. Try verifying someone yourself using @cred.blue's verifier tool: cred.blue/verifier
Or (doesn't render cus it's a new emoji, pictured below)
April 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Or (doesn't render cus it's a new emoji, pictured below)
