fuckin badass!! love that for you

i meant to even call in sick for this shift but i slept through the alarm that would have made me calling in sick not a social faux pas so now i have to work it and im saaad but ill live but im saaaaaaad

yeah my job is easy but it is also entirely soul-crushing when you're on with someone who thinks staring at a wall should be harder than it currently is

fuckin badass / are you okay

theo says i dont have the little shitness needed to be one but idkk :3 i think i could pull it off

i feel very in tune with them. they just like to lie down in weird ways for 20 hours a day and cuddle and sit in a very regal fashion. they have life figured out and they're living it the way i want to be. they're my favorite breed of dog and i've always had one in my life. i think im secretly one

i AM SOOO gay im glad you're finally noticing. cute handsome pretty men are no joke

really fucking awesome side effect if im being honest

all elliots are cute and equal but some elliots are more equal than others (keep your hair longish plleeeease pelaseplealseplslaleepelslsle)

you better fucking not dude quilldog on your shoulder you better keep it like around this length maybe slightly shorter but not much more (devil quog says you can do what you want and you don't owe me or anyone shit but angel quog is right and he says you're so handsome with your hair like this)

so pissed off. why are you so handsome also never cut your hair short again

theres this semi ass image of me that i took on my birthday. the outfit is really good! but also i'm not holding the phone straight and you can't see my full fit and also ignore the stain please ignore the stain im sobbing please. im a pretty boy sometimes

there was that evil image i made when i was ultra hungover a month or so ago but let's not act as if that counted. it's not even my good side

ppl who aren't theo haven't really seen my face in a long while

idk im in the mood to post bullshit and i got nooothing cuz i dont think anyone is evern awake..... Fuck my chud birthday belly life

YES!

considering how much of a car guy i am in gta and how i like combining colors and shit i should Apply those colors to beautifiul furry men that i can push together like action figures