"I saw a wino eating grapes and I told him he has to wait."

Fuck it. It's lunch time. Let's see your favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.

"My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says, 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk."

Stop using these apps entirely, people. Get a notebook and a pen and go analog. I'm serious

#RESIST 🇺🇸

Guess I should start sharing things here, huh?

Spiral to the Center dropped on YouTube a few weeks ago! It’s a mockumentary / found footage film with some sci-fi and horror elements. If that’s your jam, you’ll love it!

youtu.be/IP-v7txo1bs?...

#indiefilm #foundfootage #horror #filmmaker #film

Here's another film I'm super proud of! It's a stop motion animated horror short I made in my apartment during the pandemic. It played at some really awesome film fests.

youtu.be/lx83ZcH3foY?...

#stopmotion #animation #stopmotionanimation #horror #shortfilm

Every so often, I remember this panel from Infinity Gauntlet. Especially now.

A fuckton of folks are obeying in advance already & while it’s unsurprising, it’s still really sad.

If you can’t stand for what you believe in this moment, when so much we face requires it, then you weren’t meant for this fight.

Man the fuck up or shut the fuck up.

We got shit to do.

One thing I already love about this place, I'm getting a lot of really great book recommendations.

Keep 'em coming #booksky

This is my kitten Jhoira. I'd say she's a handful, but she keeps attacking my hands.

Hello Heroes. It's me, the Literary Kung Fu Master. I have grand ambitions and zero budget.