Hockey fans will stay mad about Marchand licking a dude, but they’ll quote you expected goals as a defense of a guy that pointed a gun at his wife 🫡

I don’t expect that I’ll have a lot in common politically/morally with a lot of hockey players, so the standard is already basically on the floor and this is waaaaaay below that.

I was like “I’ll log onto Bluesky and distract myself a little” but it all news and that was a bad idea