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Quilomene
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Life long crumugeon and reprobate. Classic Kennedy liberal. Inclined towards Dad Jokes and optimism.
It ain't much better out in the middle of nowhere.
September 20, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Wait, only one? They didn't get the rest? Sounds like the kind of sloppy medical work that he'd do.
May 8, 2024 at 11:48 AM
Folks who say they want limited government really want limited democracy.
May 4, 2024 at 3:00 PM
I guess this confirms I'm still not cool. I hadn't heard that one before.
May 3, 2024 at 3:07 PM
It's pure marketing.

"You'll have to stay in shape by running on the gerbil wheel everyday."

vs.

"If you're good, and tough enough, we'll let you have 30 minutes on THE WHEEL OF DEATH everyday."
May 2, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Well, even when I can't understand them they at least look pretty. Malayan text looks a lot more beautiful than a clunky San serif font.
May 2, 2024 at 6:41 PM
It's almost like the meaning of woke is "Stop being a bigoted, malicious asshats." Damn kids these days.
May 1, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Wasn't Blorbo one of the face sucking, mind altering "parasites" from Rick and Morty? Or am I getting that confused with modern politics again?
May 1, 2024 at 9:23 PM
There's a map on the wall. Make yourself at home. Lobbyists are on sale now and next week alt right think tanks will be on special.
May 1, 2024 at 9:19 PM
You must mean Harbor Freight.

Though I did see a link go by offering it for sale from the campus book store. That must have been leftist propaganda, though.
May 1, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Well, good. If that doesn't prove the point I'm not sure what does.

I'm reminded of that scene in the movie 10. Every time someone farts they beat the dog. Israel needs to get on the couch and sort their shit out.
May 1, 2024 at 9:10 PM
I'm rural. My choice was a years long contract for crappy, small town internet or StarLink, which is awesome. That has to make more sense than fiber every which where. Amazon and Boeing have systems coming online soon. Considering the players I'm not sure that adds up to healthy competition.
May 1, 2024 at 8:55 PM
I'm not sure about this. I have to believe that AI fever dreams probably make more sense than some things they have buried there.
May 1, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Living in Washington State I can't say I find this amusing. How are we supposed to cram in all the Starbucks now?
May 1, 2024 at 2:28 PM
"Rights for me but not for you." The cognitive racket from that kind of thinking has to be painful.
May 1, 2024 at 6:01 AM
No, man, I swear my deck would have turned out so much better if I'd had a tacticool level when I built it.

I assume, and hope, it's not tradesmen buying that stuff.
April 29, 2024 at 2:16 AM