I thought Andy Burnham was the PM. Did I miss that? Has he been and gone? Is it Wes now? Is he the PM now? Do we know for how long? Is this the new Have I Got News For You presenter policy in action?
#politicsasgossip

"I find the endless, often pointless drama that has typified UK politics coverage for a decade as draining & unedifying as anyone. But," ....what the hell, I'll join in.

Hearing they've been given a Presidential pardon.

We appear to be in a very bad place at the moment. The fascists are winning and we have Neville Chamberlain in office.

Including woodworm? On a wooden boat?
Hmmm!
I'm beginning to have my doubts about that book.

They should ask him for one of his world famous Royal pardons.
🤴

I once saw Barbara Castle in London and then crossed the road and ran straight into Roy Castle.
Chess imagine that!

"I had to leave a bloody great threesome this morning to come and watch this shit"

But, but, Lisa still has full confidence in the BBC leadership!
Worst open goal miss since Ronnie Rosenthal.

Great at saving, but no good with crosses.

Not to worry. Once the budget is finally announced it will get a good response from the media.

Thoroughly enjoyable. An oasis of fun and warmth in a gritty desert. You shouldn't live your life without experiencing a Celia fart.
I-player is your friend.

Perfectly timed tackle.
Play on.

The thing that puts me off cruises is the thought of some kid asking to draw me lying naked on a chaise long.

BBC News is fast becoming a lost cause. The website over the last two days reads like a Reform election leaflet.

What surprises me is how some journalists with hitherto good reputations remain whilst watching colleagues leaving in recent years. Is the money that good?

Oh look who it is...

#ExitX