Ah I miss him.

Unfortunately his hunting friend wasn't so lucky.

Probably the same young men who asked me to help them get their XBox and handbag from their house that they were locked out of. I was able to fit through the window easily enough, honestly it looked like they would have too, but it's nice to be nice. Their mum looked scared but didn't say anything.

Oh I dunno. They're all taller than me and I'm only a little fella, I'll never get the joy of seeing them wearing my shoes. It's all one way traffic.

I've been invited to try each others shoes on by my old classmates. I'm not sure what to do here.

Oh I don't know Michael, I'd be afraid not to go all the way to the end. What if I was to miss something just because I wasn't thorough enough. This is dangerous advice that could lead to some mild temporary regret later.

It's a fair cop.

Don't antagonise Michael, or local youths might steal your bicycle.

(Got to be a callback award for that historical memory about timed tree climbing).

Wait til you both hear about K3.

Michael, did any of your teachers ever tell you anything about questions?

I don't talk about the several charities I donate to every month, cos it's not about me. It's about the money I donate to several charities every month.

Hmm. That's an interesting offer. I'll have to consult with my legal team.

Do you fancy the job as my legal team? I can offer you €101.01 as a fee.

I followed your instructions and invented Rollers Kites. They're a completely new idea for a thing but I haven't decided what that thing is yet. Hopefully it'll be a successful thing. Do you want to buy it for €101.00?

I'll throw in a bag of desk ashes to sweeten the deal.

I reckon it's because he bumped into Rick Moranis. Probably at a screening of Ghostbusters. Or Jaws.

That award went to United the last year, they cheered up all the other clubs with their shameful end of season league position.

But Chelsea are particularly generous with giving struggling teams points, but then they are the best club team in the world.

Oh I dunno, I remember Roy Keane once gave that lad Haaland's da a sore leg. And that was after Haaland had given him a gift before in an earlier match.

And Chelsea were nice enough to gift United three points yesterday cos they felt sorry for them being in the bottom half again.