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quijohn.bsky.social
I think your boy might be related to my boy
Goose, a large orange and white fluffy cat, laying sphinx style on a white tiled floor. He takes up several of the tiles.
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
quijohn.bsky.social
Live look at my cat

Samesies
Goose, an orange white fluffy cat, in a deep sleep on a couch, stretching off away from the camera. He is large. He is purring.
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
quijohn.bsky.social
Ungainly cat posting
Goose, an orange and white fluffy cat, draped over the arm of a chair with his paw on a toy Also Goose, loafed in a cat stand but his butt is too big to fit in it
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
quijohn.bsky.social
Behind it, or something?

Well here’s mine stealing the old cat bed that the cat is too big for. We haven’t let her get moppy in a while, but she’s never been as stylish as your mop.
Pepper dog curled in a tight ball because she was determined to sleep in the cat’s old bed. She is white and off white with some yellow (at this stage of fur growth) with a scruffy face and her mouth hanging open, looking happy.
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 AM
quijohn.bsky.social
May these complete and utter goofballs cleanse your timeline
Goose, an orange and white fluffy cat startled that he is suddenly on the back of a chair (he did not expect the chair to spin) Cricket, a tri color tabby (“torby”, for tortoiseshell tabby) curled up and hugging her nose Pepper, a complete and utter mutt of a white derpy dog, with her tongue sticking out
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
quijohn.bsky.social
MOOSE TIPS Moose kill more people than bears do. Give them plenty of room. DO NOT APPROACH THEM. Moose like a lot of "personal space." Control dogs. It Lassie barks and runs toward a moose, the moose is going to defend itself. A frightened dog will run back to you for protection, and you will find yourself between your pet and 1,000 pounds ot irate moose. If the moose puts down its head and lowers its ears and the hair on its back and neck go up, it's time to look for something big to get behind. If a moose chases you, you can run around a tree faster than a moose can. If a moose knocks you down, curl up in a ball, protect your head with your arms, and lie still. Don't try to move until the moose moves a safe distance away, or it may renew its attack. ISLE ROYALE NATIONAL PARK
November 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
quijohn.bsky.social
I can’t believe it’s been 7 years since I did that (also the Dodgers, also 18 innings). Video was recorded at 3:18am 10/27/18
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
quijohn.bsky.social
Love the guy in the background with the cyclops camera face. Have the people behind this monstrosity even shown any video of it “acting”?

I have my doubts.
AI slop of a blurry man who seems to have a camera lens or possibly a mechanical face hugger instead of a face
October 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
quijohn.bsky.social
Indeed
Woman holding a sign with a drawing on it of the Portland Frog with “JOY IS RESISTANCE” written under it
October 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
quijohn.bsky.social
No matter what the pope does, in my heart every day is Opus Day
Opus the penguin from Bloom county, wearing a Bill the Cat t-shirt and no pants. He is doing jazz hands and smiling a toothy grin.
October 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
quijohn.bsky.social
orange cat things
Orange and white fluffy cat, Goose, on his side taking a break from cleaning his belly and looking at something that distracted him, probably his sister who he thinks is awesome
October 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
quijohn.bsky.social
Comic: Woman: MY GAWD THESE TRUMP PEOPLE ARE RACIST. Man:THAT ATTITUDE IS WHAT'S PUSHING ME TO BE RACIST! Woman: SAY WHAT? Man: MIGHT AS WELL! YOU SAY I'M A NAZI SO, FINE, I'LL BE A NAZI IF THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY. Woman: IT... DOESN'T. Man: I BOUGHT THIS WAFFEN SS UNIFORM FOR HALLOWEEN. YOU'LL CRY "OFFENSIVE" SO MAYBE I'LL JUST WEAR IT EVERY DAY. Man (shaving head and getting swastika tattoo): I JUST HATE TO DO THIS. I FEEL BULLIED, REALLY.
October 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
quijohn.bsky.social
Orange cat mentioned
Goose, an orange and white floofy cat. Sitting on his side taking a bath but he got distracted by some molecules or something
October 14, 2025 at 11:24 AM
quijohn.bsky.social
Seen at Isle Royale National Park. My favorite line "and you will find yourself between your pet and 1,000 pounds of irate moose"
Wooden sign board: MOOSE TIPS: Moose kill more people than bears do. Give them plenty of room. DO NOT APPROACH THEM. Moose like a lot of "personal space." Control dogs. If Lassie barks and runs toward a moose, the moose is going to defend itself. A frightened dog will run back to you for protection, and you will find yourself between your pet and 1,000 pounds of irate moose. If the moose puts down its head and lowers its ears and the hair on its back and neck go up, it's time to look for something big to get behind. If a moose chases you, you can run around a tree faster than a moose can. If a moose knocks you down, curl up in a ball, protect your head with your arms, and lie still. Don't try to move until the moose moves a safe distance away, or it may renew its attack. [Painting of majestic moose trotting through water] ISLE ROYAL NATIONAL PARK
October 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
quijohn.bsky.social
I tried using it once but the moon got in the way 😒
Total eclipse of the sun from April 2024
October 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
quijohn.bsky.social
Goose says hi
Goose, an orange and white fluffy cat, sleepily waking up and half rolling over
October 4, 2025 at 11:33 AM
quijohn.bsky.social
My beautiful boy

Judging me
Goose, an orange and white fluffy cat, laying on the back of a couch looking at the camera. He is lit by warm lighting.
October 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
quijohn.bsky.social
HOW BIG IS THAT CAT??

I like big cats
and I cannot lie Goose, an orange and white floofy cat laying stretched out on the floor. His fluffy tail, for some reason, is sticking up in the air. He just does that sometimes. There’s a stairway behind him for scale. He has to scrunch up a little fit on a stair horizontally (though he would then immediately roll down to the next stair, which he also does sometimes)
September 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
quijohn.bsky.social
Saw them a week ago. Just an awesome experience.
Rilo Kiley on stage More Kilo Riley on stage
September 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Cricket, a tri-colored tabby, emerging from a tunnel to judge you Goose, an orange and white floofy cat, caught red-pawed playing with stuffed eagles Jackie and Shadow (made famous by FOBBV) that he stole off of my wife's desk
September 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
quijohn.bsky.social
Benne skeptical af
Benne the orange cat looking up, skeptically
September 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
quijohn.bsky.social
I love your orange and think he could be derpy with my orange
Goose, an orange and white floofy cat, on top of cat a stand that he loved when he was tiny but he is so not tiny now. His arms stick out towards the camera. A rope and orange squishy thing are on the floor (his fault)
September 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
quijohn.bsky.social
President of the United States Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho from Idiocracy. He is a former pro wrestler and porn star.
September 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
quijohn.bsky.social
omg the one second from the right looks like my boy <3

kinda
Goose, an orange and white fluffy cat, lying on his side taking up most of the seat of a chair that is not actually a small chair. His head is resting on a throw pillow and he has sleepy eyes.
September 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
quijohn.bsky.social
I mean
Goose, and orange and white fluffy cat, sleeping on a bed on his side, his head on the pillow Goose on his back, doing an otter impression, looking slightly startled Close of of goose’s adorable face. He has an orange splotch next to his nose.
September 2, 2025 at 11:55 AM