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3 panel Simpsons meme, courtroom scene. England is the lawyer, Scotland is the defendant. 1. England: Well, therefore, you certainly would never lose your temper... 2. England: ...over something as trivial as the use of the word "squash" 3. Scotland: THAT'S "DILUTING JUICE"! DILUTING! JUICE! I'LL KILL YOU!
January 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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made a template cuz all the ones I found were cronchy, have at it
A non-cronchy Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo, hands crossed in front, smirking a little
January 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo, hands crossed, smirking a little. Text: I wish all Israelis a very adverse prostate event
January 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Catching up on my meme posting, cheers

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Bono giving himself a medal
January 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Also had the misfortune to accidentally see a live BBC news broadcast during the festive period
A group of little monsters with jaggy teeth eating human parts, they're grumbling "kill kill kill" as they wriggle around on the ground. A BBC presenter points to them. The text says "Israelis are so hard to read. Such complex creatures. soooo troubled. so majestic"
January 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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useful info in Arabic about refeeding after starvation

معلومات عن متلازمة إعادة التغذية باللغة العربية

#غزة
#طبي
"Start slow and build up gradually." Once you start supportive feeding, it is essential to avoid overfeeding. Symptoms to watch out for: General weakness and fatigue Breathing problems Swelling and bloating of the body Low blood pressure High blood sugar Muscle cramps due to mineral deficiency. How do we avoid it? Introduce food slowly and in small amounts. Gradually increase the amount over 3-5 days or more. Adding nutritional supplements to replace minerals such as phosphorus, potassium, and magnesium. Drink fluids in limited quantities You can start with a full protein requirement, but it is preferable to gradually increase it over 2-3 days to avoid: Exhaustion of the digestive system Complications such as diarrhea or malabsorption of nutrients Follow up with a medical team when possible What to do when you suffer from malnutrition? Do not start feeding without medical supervision. Watch your body If you experience sudden weakness or unusual symptoms, seek help immediately. Follow a suitable diet plan: Under the supervision of a nutritionist or doctor, gradually increase food quantities to avoid any complications. Make sure to stay hydrated: Drink water and fluids in moderation to support the body. Start slowly, take your vitamins and minerals and other supplements and monitor your health carefully
January 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Isr*el are still bombing and killing Palestinians, wee babies dying from cold, settlers sitting in Lebanon and Syria.

Merry Christmas to the Christians in Palestine, Lebanon and Syria only. May all your dreams of consequences for the injustices come true
An Isr*eli soldier in uniform with a gun. He's reaching out to grab a Palestinian man. There's another Palestinian man dressed like Santa right in the middle of the photo, he has his arm out to try and prevent the soldier grabbing his friend. West Bank 2007
December 26, 2024 at 12:17 AM
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Forgot my Bsky pass while I was away ofc

Obligatory "best bit of the trip haw haw!" photo
Night time photo from a car on a motorway. There are some lights from the cars in front and across the lane but it's pretty dark otherwise. On the left there is a sign with a big blue and white saltire (diagonal cross) saying "Welcome to Scotland"
December 26, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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Did get to see this wee guy that I love though
A black labrador with a grey muzzle sitting next to a humon on a sofa. He's looking directly at the person taking the photo with big adorable brown "can I have some food plz" eyes
December 26, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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Went to visit the in-laws. The guest bedroom had 3 big photos of the sister scowling and this howler on the bedside table. Message received, I guess 🫡
A printed art portrait of King Charles, a white man with white short hair and a wrinkled face. His hands are clasped on a sword in front of him. The painting is inexplicably red all over, like blood
December 26, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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Abdul-Malik al-Houthi:
We declare that we stand with Syria against the Isr*eli aggression

(auto-translated, might be shite on some bits)
December 13, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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If it's a temporary buffer zone, why are their kids there? Why are they in Hader setting up a Chabad house? The OP of this video said "This is our entire country! Conquer and settle!"

x.com/amishav_/sta...
December 13, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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Ullapool Creel Tree, the big lit-up crab is the best bit 🦀

Pic:
George Finlayson
Scene, a narrow street next to the sea, there are houses on the left and the sea on the right, it's night-time. The centre of the photo is focussed on a lit-up tree made of lobster creels. Creels are baskets that get dropped into the sea to catch lobsters, crabs etc. The creels are piled up in a circle that's bigger at the bottom and a smaller point at the top to look like a tree. There are lights all over it, mainly blue, some red and green. On top is a giant lit up crab.
December 12, 2024 at 1:00 PM
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For you, whom I enjoy
Blank version of a map of the Middle East
December 11, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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Saw this blank map floating around, I'm sorry
A map of the Middle East with redrawn borders and different names for some countries. Egypt is partly Mexico, Jordan is the Hashemite CIA Unpopular Front, Yemen is The People's Glorious Yemeni Republic of Anti-Ship Missiles, Oman is now split into 3 - big, mid and wee Oman covering UAE, Iraq is the Powerful Moustache Republic, SA is Free Arabia
December 11, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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Starmer also said he's gonna get more involved in the Middle East, while he gave a speech to the mil people carrying out surveillance in Gaza. On the plus side, it's pretty obvious from the pics that every single soldier thinks he's ridiculous. Might as well have "wanker" thought bubbles on there
Keir Starmer trying to look all popular regime leader in the middle of a bunch of soldiers who are looking at each other and grinning in that contained way people do when someone ridiculous is in their presence
December 11, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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While Keir Starmer is banging on about he's tough on crime, he's had 5 years in law enforcement blah blah, look at how low crime is in England & Wales compared to previous years. It's just a way to keep everyone feart tbh.

www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopula...
A chart showing data for crime statistics in England & Wales. Peak crime levels are in 1994 with 20,000 incidents. Just over 5000 incidents in 2018. Add in computer misuses and that rises to 10,000 incidents.
December 11, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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Someone is telling me to lurn history by watching the History Channel and there are so many things wrong with that I don't even know where to begin. Gonna go study before my neocortex spontaneously combusts
bye ily 🥹
DS9 Star Trek screenshot, 4 panels. Sisko is a Black Starfleet Captain wearing burgundy polo neck under a grey padded top. He's bald and has a small goatee beard. A hand holds a phone screen to his face in all 4 panels. He gets progressively more disgusted to the point of doing a facepalm in the final panel.
December 10, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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Fuck this line of dialogue in particular!
Rick Berman, a white guy with grey hair and tinted glasses. Text: You know I'm something of a fucking embarrassment to the Star Trek franchise myself.
December 10, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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I'm getting flashbacks!!
Muhammad Saeed Al Sahhaf, Saddam Hussein's Minister of Information. He's an Iraqi man wearing military uniform and beret, standing in front of a microphone, hands up, waxing lyrical about the علوج Most hated man in the world, Netanyahu in Hungary. He's at a podium, hands up, waxing lyrical about the علوج
December 10, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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Save us John Curtice
John Curtice being interviewed on BBC News. He's a bald white man with fluffy white hair sticking out at the sides of his head. He's wearing wire rimmed rectangular proper professor glasses. Behind him is a poster advertising a book from Ghassan Kanafani, a Palestinian writer and PFLP activist who was assassinated by Isr*el.
December 9, 2024 at 5:19 PM
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1 Guinan
2 Ro
3 <Picard voice> Behvehrleehhhhh
4 Kira
5 Always called her Punky extra but she got retconned into Lt Jae somehow (see pic)
Star Trek TNG screenshot. A woman with quiffy dark hair stands at the transporter, both hands on the lit up panel. She's wearing a gold Starfleet uniform and looking down at the panel to make sure she doesn't join up two staff into one by mistake.
December 9, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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Feel shite that the Syrians didn't even get one full day of freedom before the usual suspects decided to start bagging land
IOF scumbags in a jeep capturing a snow-covered mountain
December 9, 2024 at 2:24 PM
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Oh aye, totally trust this guy to do right by Scotland
Ian Murray, a super staunch balding white fella. He's wearing a Union fleg jacket and grinning wildly.
December 5, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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Ok, maybe there's one thing that wasn't cringe
Drone shot from the sky of the Houses of Parliament in London. A tall tower with a clock to the left, a road with buses in the centre. Past the buses is a paved square with a gigantic banner saying YES IT'S A GENOCIDE
December 5, 2024 at 4:38 PM