When someone makes the movie about this mess, Scott Bessent must be played by Will Ferrell.

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

I’d like to egg some teslas but I can’t afford the eggs.