New head canon, HRT are the "cursed amulet".

50 bucks or I tell her what a Bearcat is 😜

This! I want durable and repairable and you just don't see this. Talking about being Goth clothing and you can't even dig a grave in 'em without falling apart 🙄

Do you respond constructively to headpats though...

Ahhh I know this feeling "Flirting requires prior notification for recognition as such."

Receiving this with the mixture of gentle horror and curiosity usually inspired by being informed that a 3 year old has made pancakes all by themselves 😂

Go on and try to shred the Bleu cheese*grabs popcorn* 😜

30,000 pounds of yellow-green bananas through Scranton, Pennsylvania always has me crossing my fingers