sometimes when im bored i dip my two year old son in tar and he scream loudd as fuuuuuuuuuck 😂😂😂

i be like "idc" then start shitting blood

I met my husband on r/Cigarettes in 2011. We were making fun of everyone there- among the first to do so. We moved to MSN and I hacked his account: he loved a freaky hacker chick. I went to visit him in the sexy part of Canada in 2012. he fucked on this freaky hacker chick bodyy

my kids banging at the car window begging to be let out as the burn in the sun

omg i haven't posted on this app in almost exactly 1 year

the children yearn for the mines

I like the new features bsky is rolling out each time I open the app it's like a fun surprise

Twitter gets worse and worse each day 😭😭

i'm strawbery

archive 81 is such a good horror show omg im obsessed

nothing better than cracking your back. mm

twt is so joever :/

kepler-51 d is my favorite exoplanet ever, does anyone else have a favorite exoplanet?

I got that dawg in me

I do the opposite of gatekeeping. you will be forced to like my interests. you will listen