... Salmon sperm injections?

I have all the questions.

Guessing they needed a new use for aquaculture.

Yet another win for the Big Fish Lobby.

The website is real!

Bring 👏 Back 👏 Lipstick 👏 Carousels 👏

I mean like these, not that plastic bullshit

Shrinkflation is real. This is the amount of wasabi Publix gave me.

I cannot think of anything more cringe. Imagine being this uncool and pathetic

A reminder that the majority of teen pregnancies are the result of sexual encounters with adult men. (Including statutory rape).

I made this years ago and it's terrible that it remains evergreen

I want to here fuck all from conservatives about protecting women when they are trying to import rapists and human traffickers back into the US.

The only sunscreen I'm allowed to use, according to the plastic surgeon who sewed up my face after the skin cancer, is one that is zinc based. It gives it white cast but I super recommend it cause I've been cancer free for 9 years.

WELLLL

**Manifesting**

Here's a PSA:

These rice cakes will never be good. You can pour all the chocolate, peanut butter, caramel, marshmallow fluff on them and they will still taste like chocolate -covered styrofoam.

Stop hurting yourselves.

Lol dude, what recourse do we have???