idk why but finding out my husband followed my favorite handbag brand on Instagram was really cute

sommeliers are out in dick's sporting goods sniffing tennis balls to better understand their bottles. I'm pairing nutter butters with an old vine grenache to unearth the ultimate pb and j. we are not the same (I'm worse and I love it)

the marketing of every new app as "like Duolingo but for ____" needs to stop. most of the time the only thing they have in common is...they are apps? "like Duolingo but for your grocery list" no. no, how??? that's like saying a dishwasher is "like a toaster but for dishes"

the Edmund Fitzgerald is my Roman Empire. actually Lake Superior is my Roman Empire. the Edmund Fitzgerald is, uh ... my Carthage?

celebrating my short Thanksgiving week by scheduling 15 meetings in those 2.5 days

I need to ask 5,000 questions a day or I lose HP

here because an ATLA fan account on threads said this place was like early tumblr