Quest Board
@questboard.bsky.social
We are a Podcast that makes random TTRPG side quests that can be found at your local Tavern!
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The Wet Bandits finally have some competition.
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Check out Episode 157 - Bards in Tights: open.spotify.com/episode/6IIk...
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Check out Episode 157 - Bards in Tights: open.spotify.com/episode/6IIk...
Episode 157 - Bards in Tights
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February 8, 2026 at 10:19 PM
The Wet Bandits finally have some competition.
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Check out Episode 157 - Bards in Tights: open.spotify.com/episode/6IIk...
Add this quest to your #TTRPG campaign!
Check out Episode 157 - Bards in Tights: open.spotify.com/episode/6IIk...
How do you repair a broken jack o’ lantern?
Use a pumpkin patch.
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Check out Episode 156 - Gourd Whisperer: open.spotify.com/episode/1ac9...
Use a pumpkin patch.
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Check out Episode 156 - Gourd Whisperer: open.spotify.com/episode/1ac9...
Episode 156 - Gourd Whisperer
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February 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
How do you repair a broken jack o’ lantern?
Use a pumpkin patch.
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Check out Episode 156 - Gourd Whisperer: open.spotify.com/episode/1ac9...
Use a pumpkin patch.
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Check out Episode 156 - Gourd Whisperer: open.spotify.com/episode/1ac9...
We have been doing our podcast for 3 whole years!
Thank you everyone for your support.
Check out our 3rd Anniversary Episode: open.spotify.com/show/5v4VJpT...
Thank you everyone for your support.
Check out our 3rd Anniversary Episode: open.spotify.com/show/5v4VJpT...
It’s Been 3 Years
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January 26, 2026 at 2:09 AM
We have been doing our podcast for 3 whole years!
Thank you everyone for your support.
Check out our 3rd Anniversary Episode: open.spotify.com/show/5v4VJpT...
Thank you everyone for your support.
Check out our 3rd Anniversary Episode: open.spotify.com/show/5v4VJpT...
How do you confuse a coal miner?
Show him a row of shovels and tell him to take his pick.
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Check out Episode 155 - We Didn’t Start The Fire: open.spotify.com/episode/2F7o...
Show him a row of shovels and tell him to take his pick.
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Check out Episode 155 - We Didn’t Start The Fire: open.spotify.com/episode/2F7o...
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January 18, 2026 at 9:30 PM
How do you confuse a coal miner?
Show him a row of shovels and tell him to take his pick.
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Check out Episode 155 - We Didn’t Start The Fire: open.spotify.com/episode/2F7o...
Show him a row of shovels and tell him to take his pick.
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Check out Episode 155 - We Didn’t Start The Fire: open.spotify.com/episode/2F7o...
My vampire friend just asked for another 20 dollars.
I swear, he can be a leech…
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Check out Episode 154 - Moving Sucks: open.spotify.com/episode/2vWm...
I swear, he can be a leech…
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Check out Episode 154 - Moving Sucks: open.spotify.com/episode/2vWm...
Episode 154 - Moving Sucks
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January 11, 2026 at 9:15 PM
My vampire friend just asked for another 20 dollars.
I swear, he can be a leech…
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Check out Episode 154 - Moving Sucks: open.spotify.com/episode/2vWm...
I swear, he can be a leech…
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Check out Episode 154 - Moving Sucks: open.spotify.com/episode/2vWm...
The punchline always comes before the joke.
What's the worst thing about telling time travel jokes?
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Check out Episode 153 - Party Starters - The Villain Who Leapt Through Time: open.spotify.com/episode/4iR3...
What's the worst thing about telling time travel jokes?
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Check out Episode 153 - Party Starters - The Villain Who Leapt Through Time: open.spotify.com/episode/4iR3...
Episode 153 - Party Starters - The Villain Who Leapt Through Time
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January 5, 2026 at 9:14 PM
The punchline always comes before the joke.
What's the worst thing about telling time travel jokes?
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Check out Episode 153 - Party Starters - The Villain Who Leapt Through Time: open.spotify.com/episode/4iR3...
What's the worst thing about telling time travel jokes?
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Check out Episode 153 - Party Starters - The Villain Who Leapt Through Time: open.spotify.com/episode/4iR3...
My kids operate the house under the HYDRA principle
For every light I turn off, three more get turned on to take their place.
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Check out Episode 152 - Monster Spotlight - Habitat for Hydras: open.spotify.com/episode/1nNV...
For every light I turn off, three more get turned on to take their place.
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Check out Episode 152 - Monster Spotlight - Habitat for Hydras: open.spotify.com/episode/1nNV...
Episode 152 - Monster Spotlight - Habitat for Hydras
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December 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
My kids operate the house under the HYDRA principle
For every light I turn off, three more get turned on to take their place.
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Check out Episode 152 - Monster Spotlight - Habitat for Hydras: open.spotify.com/episode/1nNV...
For every light I turn off, three more get turned on to take their place.
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Check out Episode 152 - Monster Spotlight - Habitat for Hydras: open.spotify.com/episode/1nNV...
I got a message the other day telling me how to read maps backwards.
Turns out it was just spam.
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Check out Episode 151 - The Quest-mare before Christmas: open.spotify.com/episode/1g8J...
Turns out it was just spam.
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Check out Episode 151 - The Quest-mare before Christmas: open.spotify.com/episode/1g8J...
Episode 151 - The Quest-mare before Christmas
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December 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I got a message the other day telling me how to read maps backwards.
Turns out it was just spam.
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Check out Episode 151 - The Quest-mare before Christmas: open.spotify.com/episode/1g8J...
Turns out it was just spam.
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Check out Episode 151 - The Quest-mare before Christmas: open.spotify.com/episode/1g8J...
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Check out Episode 150 - Luck of the Draw: open.spotify.com/episode/1VFd...
Check out Episode 150 - Luck of the Draw: open.spotify.com/episode/1VFd...
December 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Check out Episode 150 - Luck of the Draw: open.spotify.com/episode/1VFd...
Check out Episode 150 - Luck of the Draw: open.spotify.com/episode/1VFd...
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
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Check out Episode 149 - Adventures in Godsitting: open.spotify.com/episode/5RhO...
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December 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
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Check out Episode 149 - Adventures in Godsitting: open.spotify.com/episode/5RhO...
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Check out Episode 149 - Adventures in Godsitting: open.spotify.com/episode/5RhO...
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A-flat minor!
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Check out Episode 148 - Full Moon Harmony: open.spotify.com/episode/3gL7...
A-flat minor!
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Check out Episode 148 - Full Moon Harmony: open.spotify.com/episode/3gL7...
Episode 148 - Full Moon Harmony
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November 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A-flat minor!
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Check out Episode 148 - Full Moon Harmony: open.spotify.com/episode/3gL7...
A-flat minor!
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Check out Episode 148 - Full Moon Harmony: open.spotify.com/episode/3gL7...
Seeing a spider isn't a problem.
It becomes a problem when the spider is gone.
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Check out Episode 147 - Across the Ethereal Plane: open.spotify.com/episode/7yuF...
It becomes a problem when the spider is gone.
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Check out Episode 147 - Across the Ethereal Plane: open.spotify.com/episode/7yuF...
Episode 147 - Monster Spotlight - Across the Ethereal Plane
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November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Seeing a spider isn't a problem.
It becomes a problem when the spider is gone.
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Check out Episode 147 - Across the Ethereal Plane: open.spotify.com/episode/7yuF...
It becomes a problem when the spider is gone.
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Check out Episode 147 - Across the Ethereal Plane: open.spotify.com/episode/7yuF...
Can somebody help me translate 'orbis terrarum ad mihi' from Latin? It would mean the world to me.
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Check out Episode 146 - Da Old Ones’ Code: open.spotify.com/episode/0GDt...
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Check out Episode 146 - Da Old Ones’ Code: open.spotify.com/episode/0GDt...
Episode 146 - Da Old Ones’ Code
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November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Can somebody help me translate 'orbis terrarum ad mihi' from Latin? It would mean the world to me.
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Check out Episode 146 - Da Old Ones’ Code: open.spotify.com/episode/0GDt...
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Check out Episode 146 - Da Old Ones’ Code: open.spotify.com/episode/0GDt...
If you think a microwave spying on you is bad, just remember…
Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years.
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Check out Episode 145 - The Party Who Knew Too Much: open.spotify.com/episode/328U...
Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years.
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Check out Episode 145 - The Party Who Knew Too Much: open.spotify.com/episode/328U...
Episode 145 - The Party Who Knew Too Much
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November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
If you think a microwave spying on you is bad, just remember…
Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years.
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Check out Episode 145 - The Party Who Knew Too Much: open.spotify.com/episode/328U...
Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years.
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Check out Episode 145 - The Party Who Knew Too Much: open.spotify.com/episode/328U...
What did one druid say to the other?
Bear with me...
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Check out Episode 144 - Character Jam - Double Dipping Druids: open.spotify.com/episode/0biS...
Bear with me...
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Check out Episode 144 - Character Jam - Double Dipping Druids: open.spotify.com/episode/0biS...
November 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
What did one druid say to the other?
Bear with me...
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Check out Episode 144 - Character Jam - Double Dipping Druids: open.spotify.com/episode/0biS...
Bear with me...
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Check out Episode 144 - Character Jam - Double Dipping Druids: open.spotify.com/episode/0biS...
What did the Velcro inventor’s grave say?
RIP
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Check out Episode 143 - Questober - Taphophobia: open.spotify.com/episode/7kOW...
RIP
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Check out Episode 143 - Questober - Taphophobia: open.spotify.com/episode/7kOW...
Episode 143 - Questober - Taphophobia
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October 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
What did the Velcro inventor’s grave say?
RIP
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Check out Episode 143 - Questober - Taphophobia: open.spotify.com/episode/7kOW...
RIP
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Check out Episode 143 - Questober - Taphophobia: open.spotify.com/episode/7kOW...
Why couldn’t these witches have just started a delivery service?
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Check out Episode 142 - Questober - The Power of Three : open.spotify.com/episode/5RiO...
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Check out Episode 142 - Questober - The Power of Three : open.spotify.com/episode/5RiO...
Episode 142 - Questober - The Power of Three
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October 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Why couldn’t these witches have just started a delivery service?
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Check out Episode 142 - Questober - The Power of Three : open.spotify.com/episode/5RiO...
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Check out Episode 142 - Questober - The Power of Three : open.spotify.com/episode/5RiO...
What’s a candle maker’s favorite movie?
John Whick
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Check out Episode 141 - Questober - Vengeful Bee-Havior : open.spotify.com/episode/1M2b...
John Whick
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Check out Episode 141 - Questober - Vengeful Bee-Havior : open.spotify.com/episode/1M2b...
Episode 141 - Questober - Vengeful Bee-Havior
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October 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
What’s a candle maker’s favorite movie?
John Whick
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Check out Episode 141 - Questober - Vengeful Bee-Havior : open.spotify.com/episode/1M2b...
John Whick
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Check out Episode 141 - Questober - Vengeful Bee-Havior : open.spotify.com/episode/1M2b...
Did we record an episode?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Check out Episode 140 - Questober - A Quest to Remember: open.spotify.com/episode/7cpH...
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Check out Episode 140 - Questober - A Quest to Remember: open.spotify.com/episode/7cpH...
Episode 140 - Questober - A Quest to Remember
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October 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Did we record an episode?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Check out Episode 140 - Questober - A Quest to Remember: open.spotify.com/episode/7cpH...
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Check out Episode 140 - Questober - A Quest to Remember: open.spotify.com/episode/7cpH...
I was going to tell a joke about amnesia, but I can't remember it.
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Check out Episode 139 - What Class am I?: open.spotify.com/episode/5jKY...
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Check out Episode 139 - What Class am I?: open.spotify.com/episode/5jKY...
Episode 139 - What Class am I?
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September 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I was going to tell a joke about amnesia, but I can't remember it.
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Check out Episode 139 - What Class am I?: open.spotify.com/episode/5jKY...
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Check out Episode 139 - What Class am I?: open.spotify.com/episode/5jKY...
My lords, my ladies, and everybody else here not sitting on a cushion! I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure of introducing you to our next episode!
Check out Episode 138 - Party Starters - A Knight’s Campaign: open.spotify.com/episode/1sd7...
Check out Episode 138 - Party Starters - A Knight’s Campaign: open.spotify.com/episode/1sd7...
Episode 138 - Party Starters - A Knight’s Campaign
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September 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My lords, my ladies, and everybody else here not sitting on a cushion! I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure of introducing you to our next episode!
Check out Episode 138 - Party Starters - A Knight’s Campaign: open.spotify.com/episode/1sd7...
Check out Episode 138 - Party Starters - A Knight’s Campaign: open.spotify.com/episode/1sd7...
What do you call an omen that is sick with a cold?
An ill omen!
Thank you to @ofmetalandmagic.bsky.social for providing the posting for this week’s #TTRPG quest.
Check out Episode 137 - The Man Who Cried Omen: open.spotify.com/episode/4Ruj...
An ill omen!
Thank you to @ofmetalandmagic.bsky.social for providing the posting for this week’s #TTRPG quest.
Check out Episode 137 - The Man Who Cried Omen: open.spotify.com/episode/4Ruj...
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September 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
What do you call an omen that is sick with a cold?
An ill omen!
Thank you to @ofmetalandmagic.bsky.social for providing the posting for this week’s #TTRPG quest.
Check out Episode 137 - The Man Who Cried Omen: open.spotify.com/episode/4Ruj...
An ill omen!
Thank you to @ofmetalandmagic.bsky.social for providing the posting for this week’s #TTRPG quest.
Check out Episode 137 - The Man Who Cried Omen: open.spotify.com/episode/4Ruj...
I Hate Throwing Herbs Away.
It’s such a waste of thyme.
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Check out Episode 136 - Herb of Prey: open.spotify.com/episode/6FTz...
It’s such a waste of thyme.
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Episode 136 - Herb of Prey
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September 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I Hate Throwing Herbs Away.
It’s such a waste of thyme.
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Check out Episode 136 - Herb of Prey: open.spotify.com/episode/6FTz...
It’s such a waste of thyme.
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Check out Episode 136 - Herb of Prey: open.spotify.com/episode/6FTz...
Where would a rat go to get a new tail? The re-tail store!
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Check out Episode 135 - of Rats and Men: open.spotify.com/episode/0DQd...
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Episode 135 - of Rats and Men
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August 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Where would a rat go to get a new tail? The re-tail store!
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Check out Episode 135 - of Rats and Men: open.spotify.com/episode/0DQd...
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Check out Episode 135 - of Rats and Men: open.spotify.com/episode/0DQd...
What happened to the demon when his girlfriend joined the Holy Order?
He got Fiend-Zoned.
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Check out Episode 134 - Party Starters - My Inner Tieflings: open.spotify.com/episode/30Bw...
He got Fiend-Zoned.
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Episode 134 - Party Starters - My Inner Tieflings
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August 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
What happened to the demon when his girlfriend joined the Holy Order?
He got Fiend-Zoned.
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Check out Episode 134 - Party Starters - My Inner Tieflings: open.spotify.com/episode/30Bw...
He got Fiend-Zoned.
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