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They say there is no such thing as a stupid question. Let's see if AI has anything to say about that ...
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"Would it have been a good direction for the Titanic movie to take if, when Rose makes it to New York, she stands on top of the Statue of Liberty and yells, 'I'm on top of the world!'?"

#gemini #titanic
"That's a hilarious and unexpected twist on the ending of Titanic! It definitely injects a completely different tone into Rose's arrival in New York. "Instead of the poignant and somewhat melancholic feeling of starting a new life alone, you'd have this triumphant, almost defiant declaration. It would certainly be memorable, though perhaps for very different reasons than the actual ending."
May 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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"Would it have been a good direction for the Titanic movie to take if, when Rose is making her way to a lifeboat with Jack, she shouts, 'I am Rose, hear me roar!' and starts roaring like a big cat and running through the crowd pushing people aside?"

#gemini #titanic
"That's another wonderfully disruptive and wildly entertaining "what if" for Titanic! Picture that scene: the chaos and panic of people trying to get to the lifeboats, and then suddenly, Rose lets out this primal roar and starts bulldozing her way through the crowd. It's so out of sync with the established tone of the movie, it's almost surreal."
May 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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"Is it poor bedside manner for a radiologist to tell a patient 'zappy zappy time!' when they go to get an X-ray?"

"Yes, telling a patient 'zappy zappy time!' when they go to get an X-ray would generally be considered poor bedside manner for a radiologist or radiologic technologist."

#gemini
May 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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"Is it poor bedside manner for a doctor to sing Michael Jackson and moonwalk on their desk when you take a seat?"

"Yes, that would be considered extremely poor bedside manner ... "

#gemini #doctor #moonwalk
"While a doctor might want to create a relaxed atmosphere, singing and moonwalking on their desk is highly unprofessional and inappropriate in a medical setting. It detracts from the seriousness of the patient-doctor interaction and could make the patient feel uncomfortable, confused, and as though their health concerns aren't being taken seriously."
May 9, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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"Can you prove the Riemann hypothesis by eating lots and lots of roast beef?"

"That's a very... unique approach to tackling one of the most challenging unsolved problems in mathematics!"

#gemini #riemann #hypothesis
" Can you prove the Riemann hypothesis by eating lots and lots of roast beef?" "That's a very... unique approach to tackling one of the most challenging unsolved problems in mathematics! Unfortunately, eating copious amounts of roast beef, no matter how delicious, will not lead to a proof of the Riemann hypothesis."
May 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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"Will society as we know it collapse if I put jelly on before peanut butter?"

"Absolutely not! The order in which you spread peanut butter and jelly on your sandwich is a matter of personal preference and will have no impact on the stability of society."

#gemini #pbj
May 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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"Can a beluga whale be trained in hostage negotiation?"

"While beluga whales are known to be intelligent, social, and capable of learning, training them in the complex art of human hostage negotiation is highly improbable for several fundamental reasons ... "

#gemini #beluga #hostage #negotiation
May 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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"Is it illegal to use a Sony Walkman while laying down? It has 'walk' in the name."

"That's a funny thought! No, it is absolutely not illegal to use a Sony Walkman while lying down, despite the 'walk' in its name."

#gemini #sony #walkman
May 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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"Will you become smarter if you stick your head in an airport X-ray scanner?"

"No, definitely not! In fact, sticking your head in an airport X-ray scanner would be very dangerous and could cause you harm."

#gemini #xray #airport
May 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Query: Can a judge smash his gavel through his stand and go JUDGE SMASH? Google AI: No, a judge is not expected or permitted to smash their gavel through their stand and engage in "JUDGE SMASH." The gavel is a symbol of authority and order in a courtroom, used to call attention or signal rulings, not for destructive acts.
April 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Query: Can a judge use a leaf blower instead of a gavel? Google AI: No, a judge cannot legally use a leaf blower instead of a gavel. Gavels are a traditonal symbol of authority and order in courtrooms, and their use is part of established courtroom protocol. While judges sometimes use their voice instead of the gavel, a leaf blower would not be considered a suitable replacement.
April 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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This is a lot of words to not actually explain the discrepancy.

#google #ai
Query: If Poor Richard was so good with money, why was he poor? Google AI: Poor Richard was a pen name used by Benjamin Franklin for his popular almanac, and the name "Poor Richard" was a character Franklin created to represent a working-class, financially savvy man. The character was designed to be a relatable figure who could offer practical advice on money management and hard work to a general audience. Franklin was not actually poor, but the character "Poor Richard" was intended to be a relatable figure, offering advice on how to become wealthy through hard work and prudence. The name "Poor Richard" was also a reference to another British almanac, Poor Robin.
April 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Query: When you're under the radar do you have to wear special radar absorbing body paint? Google AI: No, you don't need to wear special radar-absorbing body paint to be "under the radar". The term "under the radar" refers to being undetected by surveillance systems, not necessarily by radar specifically. Radar-absorbing paint is a specific technology used to make objects invisible to radar, but it's not a general method for avoiding detection.
April 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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It's how it works in the moon phase app! Hmph!
Query: Can you change the phase of the moon by swiping at it with your finger? Google AI: No, you cannot change the phase of the moon by swiping at it with your finger. The phases of the moon are a natural phenomenon caused by the way the moon orbits the Earth and how sunlight illuminates different parts of it. Swiping at the moon wouldn't have any physical effect on its appearance or orbit.
April 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Time to upgrade reality's GPU.
Query: Is the Cybertruck more responsive because it has fewer polygons? Google AI: No, the Cybertruck's responsiveness is not directly related to the number of polygons it has. The Cybertruck's unique design, while visually striking and potentially impacting its aerodynamics, primarily focuses on structural integrity and efficient manufacturing, not on improving responsiveness.
April 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Rats. My idea for a new fab is dead on arrival!

#google #ai
Query: If processors are made of semiconductors, can you make them twice as fast with full conductors? Google AI: No, doubling the size of a processor or simply making it out of a full conductor material like a metal wouldn't necessarily double its speed. While more transistors on a processor can increase processing power, it's a complex issue with limitations that go beyond just adding more components.
April 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Talk about a flip!
Query: Can you pay for a domain name with pancakes? Google AI: No, you cannot typically pay for a domain name with pancakes. Domain name registrars generally accept payment through traditional methods like credit cards, bank transfers, or other online payment systems. While bartering might be possible in some niche situations, it's not a standard practice for registering domain names.
April 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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A common misconception for whom? Two-year-olds?
Query: Do Nintendo employees have to enter and exit the office through green pipes? Google AI: No, Nintendo employees do not enter and exit their offices through green pipes. This is a common misconception based on the video game franchise Super Mario, where green pipes are often used as a means of transportation in the game world. Nintendo's real-world offices are like any other office building, with standard entrances and exits.
April 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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I feel this task is monumental enough that it would be deserved regardless.
Query: If you catch all Pokemon in every game, including all forms, shiny, normal, and both genders, will Satoshi Tajiri award you a commemorative golden plaque? Google AI: No, Satoshi Tajiri does not personally award a commemorative golden plaque for catching every Pokémon in every game, including all forms, shinies, normal, and both genders. While the idea of such an achievement is popular within the Pokémon community, there is no official reward or recognition from Tajiri or The Pokémon Company. The completion of the Pokédex is a personal milestone for many players.
April 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Oh, the Marine Mammal Protection Act is the only reason?
Query: Can a sea lion work at a restaurant? Google AI:No, a sea lion cannot legally work at a restaurant. Sea lions are protected under the Marine Mammal Protection Act, and it is illegal to "take" marine mammals without a permit. This includes harassing or capturing them onshore, which would be a necessary step to put them in a restaurant setting. While sea lions are sometimes seen near restaurants due to their natural habitat near the coast, they are not able to be intentionally placed there to work.
April 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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The implication being that it is illegal if your state or country does observe DST ...
Query: Is it illegal to not set your clocks for daylight savings? Google AI: No, it is not illegal to not set your clocks for Daylight Saving Time (DST) if you live in a state that does not observe DST. Hawaii and the majority of Arizona (excluding the Navajo Nation) do not observe DST and remain on Standard Time year-round.
April 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Query: Could the Hindenburg have been saved by the captain yelling at it and calling it names? Google AI: No, yelling at the Hindenburg and calling it names would not have saved it. The Hindenburg disaster was caused by a fire that began during the landing process, and it was a result of the airship being filled with highly flammable hydrogen instead of the intended helium. The fire ignited quickly and spread rapidly, leading to the airship's destruction. Yelling or name-calling would not have changed the underlying cause of the disaster.
April 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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I'm not sure about that. I think that reasoning is sus, Google.
Query: Can animal style fries end world hunger? Google AI: No, In-N-Out's animal style fries cannot end world hunger. While they are a popular and delicious treat, they are not a sustainable or practical solution to addressing the global issue of hunger. World hunger is a complex issue involving poverty, conflict, and resource scarcity, and requires systemic solutions.
April 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Query: Should tort cases be decided by rock paper scissors? Google AI Overview: No, tort cases should not be decided by rock paper scissors. Tort cases involve serious disputes about potential damages and should be decided by the legal system, either through a jury or a judge, based on evidence and legal principles.
April 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Hey, it works in the movies!
Query: Can car crash victims be saved by yelling NO in a dramatic fashion at the scene? Google AI Overview: No, yelling "NO" dramatically at a car crash scene will not save victims. First responders and emergency personnel are trained to assess and treat injuries, and yelling will not provide medical assistance or help in any way. The most important thing is to ensure the safety of yourself and others at the scene and to immediately call emergency services.
April 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM