Quentin Hapsburg
@quentinhapsburg.bsky.social
By this time tomorrow I’ll be hunting rhino in Botswana. What do you think of that, Drebin?
“You’re handsome”
November 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
“You’re handsome”
Are we gonna be told that if we don’t like that, we don’t like NBA basketball?
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Are we gonna be told that if we don’t like that, we don’t like NBA basketball?
Sean Doolittle was a RP who is pretty cool, so at least there’s that.
November 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Sean Doolittle was a RP who is pretty cool, so at least there’s that.
The Braves adding to their rich history of kind, tolerant left-handed relief pitchers…
November 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The Braves adding to their rich history of kind, tolerant left-handed relief pitchers…
She looks like a villainous pro wrestling valet
November 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
She looks like a villainous pro wrestling valet
The massive age disparity is discussed constantly, and rightfully so, but people should also talk more about how Belichick has bigger tits than his girlfriend.
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The massive age disparity is discussed constantly, and rightfully so, but people should also talk more about how Belichick has bigger tits than his girlfriend.
Is anyone else planning to name their next cat “Cat Abughazaleh,” or is it just me?
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Is anyone else planning to name their next cat “Cat Abughazaleh,” or is it just me?
Good morning, Gonzo!
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Good morning, Gonzo!
The only time in the Social Network I felt even remotely sympathetic for the Winklevoss twins was when they were dealing with this guy
November 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The only time in the Social Network I felt even remotely sympathetic for the Winklevoss twins was when they were dealing with this guy
Is it kind of like the American “toot?”
November 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Is it kind of like the American “toot?”
Good morning, Gonzo!
November 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Good morning, Gonzo!
“Trump perfume” sounds like a euphemism for when he shits his pants
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
“Trump perfume” sounds like a euphemism for when he shits his pants
Good morning, Gonzo!
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Good morning, Gonzo!
Lmao, Gonzo! Stay out of trouble my little friend
November 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Lmao, Gonzo! Stay out of trouble my little friend
Is that the Cops theme in the background?
November 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Is that the Cops theme in the background?
Who even is this clown?
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Who even is this clown?
He bumps into the player to his left and then yells at the other player. He can’t even keep his bullshit straight.
November 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
He bumps into the player to his left and then yells at the other player. He can’t even keep his bullshit straight.
Good morning, Gonzo!
November 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Good morning, Gonzo!
You’re a very sweet little man, Gonzo
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
You’re a very sweet little man, Gonzo
Good morning, Gonzo :)
November 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Good morning, Gonzo :)
This is one of those MVP races where I’m fine with either guy winning, and I only disagree with those who think it’s “outrageous” that either guy didn’t win. I felt similarly about Miggy/Trout in 2012.
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This is one of those MVP races where I’m fine with either guy winning, and I only disagree with those who think it’s “outrageous” that either guy didn’t win. I felt similarly about Miggy/Trout in 2012.