I only makes da 💩 posts. #Wendy's makes da burgers.

What in the Al Gore Rhythmic hell are you trying to tell me, YouTube?

I have not interacted with anything that, to my knowledge, should've given me this ad.

With the announcement that Game Pass subscriptions will cost more... again... by 50 fucking percent... I'm done, @microsoft.com.

The only way I could even *get* a Game Pass subscription is because there was a clear way to earn Reward Points and redeem them for subscription time. No more. Bye! 👋🖕

Hey @microsoft.com? I have a Game Pass Ultimate subscription, which includes a Premium subscription to Solitaire Collection. This also means *no* ads in that app, right?

Right???

Because it sure seems like there's a big banner ad in #Solitaire Collection on Win11. 🤔

Charlıe Kırk reaped what he sowed. I'm not gonna mourn the bastard, but I'm not gonna celebrate his demise, either. His family will deal with this the rest of their fucking lives.

Seeing how many people put on their tone police badge, lemme share something I've said countless times in the past:

I guess I'm not gonna get @warframe.com's TennoCon merch pack this year. These are awesome shirts, but I won't order something I'm not gonna fit into.

Saw this posted by @atrupar.bsky.social over on the Birdsite and I couldn't help myself. #uspol

Hopefully @chefjohn.bsky.social is still looking in here, because I finally made potato chips in the microwave using his recipe! I like BBQ chips, so I made Alton Brown's BBQ chip seasoning and sprinkled it in there.

Big takeaway is to use an ⅛" (3mm) thick slicer. ⅟₁₆" (1.5mm) is too thin!

To everyone who celebrates, especially @wilw.bsky.social:

With apologies to one of my mutuals on another social site, here's a Same Letter puzzle you won't find on #WheelOfFortune:
#uspol

Aaaaand I'm out. I wasn't expecting to be stopped at the second goddamned screen of the game, because why should I give 2K Games my e-mail address for a glorified demo?

At least that's good enough for 100 platinum points...?

#NBA2K24 #NintendoSwitch #GameTrials #FuckYou #2KGames

Exhaustion 📈
Threshold to make dumbass jokes 📉
Ability to make myself laugh at them. 📈📈
#PressYourLuck #GameShows #Shitpost

I'M THINKING ABOUT IT‼️ 👉🤨👈
#BurnoutParadiseRemastered #BurnoutParadise #Xbox #XboxOne #XboxGamePass #GamePass #VideoGames #CriterionGames #StellarEntertainment

I totally agree. "I laugh to keep from crying" seems like defense mechanism to make it through the last... quarter century...

At least I have gobbos that can sing to me every night? (bsky.app/profile/quel...)

My gobbo now has a friend! Thank you, @jocat.net! 🫂

The slow, steady match of linear time comes for us all! Now get off mah lawn!