River Hawthorne
@queermooseobserver.bsky.social
Here for gender equality because God made everyone equal ✝️🌈, passionate about climate change so the earth stays nice for Sunday picnics ⛪🌳, and fighting for social justice—mainly to make sure everyone has a Bible on their nightstand 📖.
Pinned
Blue lives matter. ACAB. #fucktrump
February 15, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Blue lives matter. ACAB. #fucktrump
My balls are EMPTY AF
February 15, 2026 at 4:36 AM
My balls are EMPTY AF
Dat phat bussy
February 15, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Dat phat bussy
My butthole is itchy
February 14, 2026 at 11:38 PM
My butthole is itchy
The walls gape, yawning like my chest. Doorways are mouths that forgot to speak. Mirrors show holes where eyes should be, swallowing light. Hands reach into voids that recoil. Shadows fracture. My heartbeat drums hollow in a cathedral of emptiness, stitched together with gaps that devour.
February 14, 2026 at 7:15 PM
The walls gape, yawning like my chest. Doorways are mouths that forgot to speak. Mirrors show holes where eyes should be, swallowing light. Hands reach into voids that recoil. Shadows fracture. My heartbeat drums hollow in a cathedral of emptiness, stitched together with gaps that devour.
The mailbox tried to seduce me with junk mail. My shoes are conspiring to walk backwards. I offered the toaster a bribe; it burned my hopes instead. Shadows are rehearsing a coup, and the ceiling is taking notes. I screamed at the clock; it laughed. The carpet just filed for divorce.
February 14, 2026 at 7:13 PM
The mailbox tried to seduce me with junk mail. My shoes are conspiring to walk backwards. I offered the toaster a bribe; it burned my hopes instead. Shadows are rehearsing a coup, and the ceiling is taking notes. I screamed at the clock; it laughed. The carpet just filed for divorce.
The ceiling fan is interrogating me again. I told it nothing. The spoons are bending out of spite. I mailed my worries to the ocean; it sent back a bill. Time keeps double-parking in my skull. The wallpaper blinked first. If the fridge starts chanting, ignore it — that’s how it recruits.
February 14, 2026 at 7:13 PM
The ceiling fan is interrogating me again. I told it nothing. The spoons are bending out of spite. I mailed my worries to the ocean; it sent back a bill. Time keeps double-parking in my skull. The wallpaper blinked first. If the fridge starts chanting, ignore it — that’s how it recruits.
The radio keeps apologizing in Morse code and the squirrels know my PIN. I tried to return Tuesday but the receipt burst into flames. Gravity feels optional today. I replaced my shadow with a decoy. The clouds are buffering. If the floor starts whispering, that’s just the carpet unionizing.
February 14, 2026 at 7:12 PM
The radio keeps apologizing in Morse code and the squirrels know my PIN. I tried to return Tuesday but the receipt burst into flames. Gravity feels optional today. I replaced my shadow with a decoy. The clouds are buffering. If the floor starts whispering, that’s just the carpet unionizing.
The coyotes are unionizing and the moon owes me $40. I told the pine trees my secrets and now the wind is gossiping. The government replaced my coffee with destiny. I can hear the color orange plotting. Don’t trust mirrors after midnight. They blink first.
February 14, 2026 at 7:09 PM
The coyotes are unionizing and the moon owes me $40. I told the pine trees my secrets and now the wind is gossiping. The government replaced my coffee with destiny. I can hear the color orange plotting. Don’t trust mirrors after midnight. They blink first.
By dawn, even my shadow was asking better questions than I was.
February 14, 2026 at 6:40 PM
By dawn, even my shadow was asking better questions than I was.
There is no bottom — only new basements.
February 14, 2026 at 6:39 PM
There is no bottom — only new basements.
The desert is honest. It will kill you without a press release.
February 14, 2026 at 6:39 PM
The desert is honest. It will kill you without a press release.
The system isn’t broken. It’s functioning exactly as advertised — you just never read the fine print.
February 14, 2026 at 6:38 PM
The system isn’t broken. It’s functioning exactly as advertised — you just never read the fine print.
I trust a man with scars more than a man with slogans
February 14, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I trust a man with scars more than a man with slogans
Democracy is a polite word for a knife fight with campaign buttons.
February 14, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Democracy is a polite word for a knife fight with campaign buttons.
China, The world’s largest emitter, accounting for about 30–35 % of global greenhouse gases annually, mainly from coal power and industry.
Over double the USA
Over double the USA
February 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
China, The world’s largest emitter, accounting for about 30–35 % of global greenhouse gases annually, mainly from coal power and industry.
Over double the USA
Over double the USA
I didn’t ignore orders. I creatively misinterpreted them.
February 14, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I didn’t ignore orders. I creatively misinterpreted them.
I’m 70% confidence, 30% unresolved childhood trauma.
February 14, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I’m 70% confidence, 30% unresolved childhood trauma.
My intrusive thoughts have a podcast
February 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
My intrusive thoughts have a podcast
I run on caffeine, spite, and unfinished business.
February 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I run on caffeine, spite, and unfinished business.
If I’m the problem, then explain why I’m also the solution.
February 14, 2026 at 5:40 PM
If I’m the problem, then explain why I’m also the solution.
If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer.
February 14, 2026 at 5:38 PM
If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer.
The tradition of all dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brains of the living
February 14, 2026 at 5:37 PM
The tradition of all dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brains of the living