I wish I had two dryers instead of one. The first dryer for procrastinating on laundry. The second dryer for when I run out of clean clothes and just need to wash that one outfit I really want to wear. The alternative of just doing laundry is just too dire - too dryer? - a solution.

Stabbed myself while carving a soap turtle. Despite the blood sacrifice the soap turtle was no good. My advice: do not make soap sculptures out of Irish Spring soap unless you would like your trash can to smell strongly of Ireland. Also, do not stab yourself with a plastic knife while carving soap.

It's an under-appreciated talent 👍

More pet friends to say goodnight to. MeMe (calico on left) and Kamena (torti on right) 🐈‍🌛