“As the two share a light moment” it’s like I’m taking crazy pills
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
“As the two share a light moment” it’s like I’m taking crazy pills
And when I say fat and beautiful, I mean FAT and BEAUTIFUL
June 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
And when I say fat and beautiful, I mean FAT and BEAUTIFUL
My mom wants me to call the cops on the fat beautiful rattlers in the park
June 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My mom wants me to call the cops on the fat beautiful rattlers in the park
Every day, every waking minute, we are inundated with photographic evidence of human suffering on a staggering scale. If witnessing the destruction of corporate property is what you focus on in this moment, I’m not sure how you can call yourself a human at all.
June 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Every day, every waking minute, we are inundated with photographic evidence of human suffering on a staggering scale. If witnessing the destruction of corporate property is what you focus on in this moment, I’m not sure how you can call yourself a human at all.
Ty for “gay in every direction” gonna put that one in my pocket
June 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Ty for “gay in every direction” gonna put that one in my pocket
Now that I’m over 40, I have just four moods
May 9, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Now that I’m over 40, I have just four moods
Journalism going well I see
April 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Journalism going well I see
Old enough that I hear “Minecraft” and I just think “Minecart Mayhem”
April 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Old enough that I hear “Minecraft” and I just think “Minecart Mayhem”
Siri made a video of one of Milo’s old walks with his best friend and set it to sappy music like it was their engagement photos
April 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Siri made a video of one of Milo’s old walks with his best friend and set it to sappy music like it was their engagement photos
the tarriff marketing emails have begun
April 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
the tarriff marketing emails have begun
Man I sure do love being in a life raft with absolutely no authorized representatives of our cruise and getting emails with subject lines like this
March 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Man I sure do love being in a life raft with absolutely no authorized representatives of our cruise and getting emails with subject lines like this
Just remembered early in COVID when I watched the CA press conferences every day and got so sick of Newsom’s hair I gave him a makeover
March 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Just remembered early in COVID when I watched the CA press conferences every day and got so sick of Newsom’s hair I gave him a makeover
This is neither here nor there, but my very favorite thing about my $300 Bose headphones are the bite marks Milo put into them when he was a puppy
March 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This is neither here nor there, but my very favorite thing about my $300 Bose headphones are the bite marks Milo put into them when he was a puppy
it's been a minute since i was on reddit but i see that...nothing has changed
March 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
it's been a minute since i was on reddit but i see that...nothing has changed
The one single part of Austin Powers that has stuck with me is this guy. Any time any character narrates the plot in any movie, I roll my eyes and go “okay, Basil Exposition”
February 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The one single part of Austin Powers that has stuck with me is this guy. Any time any character narrates the plot in any movie, I roll my eyes and go “okay, Basil Exposition”
I am going to go insane
February 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I am going to go insane
They painted over the bathroom graffiti at the bar with chalkboard paint, but then someone scratched their nails through it to etch this message
February 23, 2025 at 9:25 AM
They painted over the bathroom graffiti at the bar with chalkboard paint, but then someone scratched their nails through it to etch this message
The inflection with which I read my boomer family member’s punctuation means we are literally never speaking the same language
February 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The inflection with which I read my boomer family member’s punctuation means we are literally never speaking the same language
Does the algo understand that I have less than zero dollars and am just hoping to not be arrested for perversion in the next four to ten years
February 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Does the algo understand that I have less than zero dollars and am just hoping to not be arrested for perversion in the next four to ten years
i was not emotionally ready for Hallmark Original to enter this decade
February 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
i was not emotionally ready for Hallmark Original to enter this decade
That's it, I'm making a list
January 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
That's it, I'm making a list
The mood after ten whole minutes on social media
January 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The mood after ten whole minutes on social media
If you need something gentle to read today, I’m really enjoying The Wild Robot by @peterbrownstudio.com. A kid’s novel, but/and a perfectly lovely change of pace from doomscrolling. There aren’t even any humans in it so far, but there IS a lot of animal/robot mutual aid.
January 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
If you need something gentle to read today, I’m really enjoying The Wild Robot by @peterbrownstudio.com. A kid’s novel, but/and a perfectly lovely change of pace from doomscrolling. There aren’t even any humans in it so far, but there IS a lot of animal/robot mutual aid.
