dan
queer-magpie.bsky.social
dan
@queer-magpie.bsky.social
He/they
20
CAN CUSTOMERS LEARN TO BE PEOPLE AND MOVE OUT OF THE WAYYYYY
November 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
THOUGHT MY NIPPLE WAS FALLING OFF, ITS NOT THOUGH
8 DAYS POST OP!!!! HEALING WELL!!!!!!!!
ONLY ONE WEEK AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
September 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
8 DAYS POST OP!!!! HEALING WELL!!!!!!!!
ONLY ONE WEEK AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
IM GETTING FUCKING TOP SURGERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
ONLY ONE WEEK AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
IM GETTING FUCKING TOP SURGERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
TWO WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM GETTING FUCKING TOP SURGERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
THREE WEEKS!!!!!!!!
IM GETTING FUCKING TOP SURGERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
this storm is homophobic, i haven’t been able to talk to my partner all day this is the worst thing ever
August 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
IM GETTING FUCKING TOP SURGERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
im literally so in love with my partner hehehehehe!!!!!!
May 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
i love my partner so much
April 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
hello its Tommie :)
April 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
my dad put cooked yellow peppers on my pizza, im gonna have a meltdown now
March 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
pArtner hot hehehehe
February 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
not understanding my male coworker not wanting to express love to his wife. idk the intricacies of their lives but why would you not want to treat your S/O with as much love as you can healthily give?? i don’t get it
February 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
my partner cooked a whole 3 course meal for me last night. they used heart shaped pasta. they’re the best i love them
February 12, 2025 at 10:33 AM
my partner makes things feel better
February 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
i love and hate glee
January 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
January 4, 2025 at 10:01 AM
please for the love of god if you’re going to ask a member of retail staff where something obscure is, please figure out how to describe what you’re looking for before you approach them. theres no point in making it a guessing game for both of us. just make it easier for all involved
December 6, 2024 at 12:26 PM
i have the best partner in the world!!!!
December 5, 2024 at 7:15 PM
fuck you microsoft. i just wanna use my laptop that i paid for
December 3, 2024 at 9:56 PM
i am gay
December 3, 2024 at 3:38 PM
i hate that things make noise sometimes
December 3, 2024 at 12:37 PM
i hate spending money. fuck
December 2, 2024 at 7:54 PM
feeding my phone social media apps yum yum
November 30, 2024 at 6:20 PM