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Friday hits like...
October 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
When I was a goth in college 🥹
October 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
For anyone being a snob about the late great Jilly Cooper's books and questioning the value of them as literature...show me a book that has been read into disrepair like this. This book has value as something I return to again and again. A real comfort blanket. The best.
October 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
🎶 And Betty when you call me you...
September 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Last night I saw WIFE. It was gooooood.
August 21, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I saw your balls last week!
June 23, 2025 at 10:05 AM
How to choose only one when he is the King of Silly and lounging in weird places.
May 10, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I recently got these fitted. Problem is they are completely full and I need another set.
April 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Cats in baths do not need to explain themselves.
March 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I need to make an important announcement so please bear with me.

THE DARKNESS' NEW ALBUM IS OUT TODAY AND YOU SHOULD BUY IT.

I've loved this band since I was 15.

"They never stopped making hit albums, it's just that noone buys them anymore..."
March 28, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Holy shit
March 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I am in book arranging heaven.
March 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
February 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Yes you could say I'm a fan...
February 1, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I'm not allowed to throw away any of the wrapping paper because Niko loves it so much
December 26, 2024 at 3:35 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits.
December 24, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Watching an old Christmas home video while I do the tree (I watch it every year, because I'm a sentimental fool). You've really got to admire this guys trifle clearing technique, nearly had the pattern off that plate. Masterful.
December 6, 2024 at 7:49 PM
My partner works for a firm based in Barcelona and they have Tio de Nadal in the office!
December 6, 2024 at 2:21 PM
My single braincell organism has decided to skip the middleman and go directly to the heat source on cold days.
December 6, 2024 at 9:11 AM
December 1, 2024 at 12:21 PM
December 1, 2024 at 12:20 PM
This was the best one, though I don't think the Toto Museum would have been pleased if I'd used it.
November 29, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Feel like shit just want her back.
November 29, 2024 at 11:48 AM
I ate the Diglet doughnut.
November 27, 2024 at 10:03 AM
Regretting not buying the takoyaki pan in Hands (formerly Tokyu Hands)
November 27, 2024 at 9:59 AM