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Holly Jolly Taco Queen
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Loving cat mom, reluctant dog mom, taco monarch. You can take the girl outta Bawlmer, but you can't take the Bawlmer outta the girl. she/her 🩷💜💙 (🎶I wanna be the one to walk in the sun🎶)
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Lol ok ok ok Mom I can take a hint! 😅
Text from Mama Creampuff (my mom on Facebook Messenger): "and MVP fumbled! Incomplete pass!" Me: "This is shameful. I'm jinxing the team." Mom: "Agreed 😂 Dad said stop watching the game 😂" Me: "I'm gonna change after halftime 😅😅😅"
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Hey, I'm just superstitious enough. Post something random or have a awful December.
A blue street sign on a pole. There's a drawing of a sad turtle on a bike on the sign. The sign says "SLOW 8 MPH".
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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My friend Will is VERY funny. ( @sourcederived.bsky.social) #DnD #Flavortown
Campaign idea: a bunch of working class foodies go to the Underdark and get roped into increasingly dangerous and high stakes quests for ingredients. I call it. Driders Dive-ins and Drives.
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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#NowWatching Becoming Santa.

Guy finds out his gf's parents are Santa and Mrs. Claus, and he needs to take over the family business someday.
A pink, purple, and blue lit tree next to a man on TV in a Santa hat staring intently at something.
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Five day weekend let's gooooooo!
A sleeping orange cat stretched on a paisley comforter.
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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I think about this Perry Bible Fellowship comic constantly.
Panel one: a girl in a skirt and long sleeve shirt lies on her back on a grassy hill next to a white rabbit also lying on its back. They're looking at the sky. The girl says, "that cloud looks like a ram." The rabbit says, "that cloud looks like a frog." Panel two: same setting but the girl and rabbit are looking to the right. The rabbit says "that cloud over there looks like a bunny giving oral sex to a girl in a skirt." Panel three: the bunny is curled up on the girl's chest, and they're kissing. The girl is saying "not today my little one."
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Ho ho ho happy holidays! I'm going to a pop up market at a plant nursery today with Fiancee, and I'm so excited! It's our first holiday event of the year.
Kitchen selfie. I'm in a red Santa hat and a green sweatshirt with a tree made of books screen printed onto itt. There are screen printed lights over the tree. I'm grinning big.
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Cats have no bones 😻
A calico cat sleeps on a blue blanket with white stars on it. Her front leg is hugging both of her back legs up over her head.
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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New work laptop! No one told me I'd show up to my cubicle to find one here of course, and no one is here to help me set it up, so I'm logging into my old one to get stuff off the C drive and actually do work while this gets set up. We'll see how long it'll take to finish.
A laptop with a set up screen mirrored on a large monitor.
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Two hours of work left then two hours of freedom until the board meeting, which will be two hours (if I'm lucky) long, then I get to go home and collapse. Today feels impossible. But at least this cat is starting to like me.
A small calico cat is lying on my outstretched legs, which are covered by a blue blanket with white stars on it.
November 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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This little menace is blocking the heat.
An orange cat licking its front paw in front of a little space heater pointing towards me.
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Cloud share is down. Post cats.
An orange cat sitting handsomely on the floor, waiting patiently for his dinner.
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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🎶 and we shed what was left of our summer skin 🎶
A tree with most of its leaves gone against the setting sun. View from my balcony.
November 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Mid-70s in the Denver metro. Not what you'd hope for in mid-November, but I'm taking this opportunity to walk the dog while it's still nice enough to do so.
Outdoor selfie in a red John Craigie tee shirt and sunglasses. I'm wearing wired headphones and smiling.
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Happy Christmas 😂🎄🤓
A Christmas tree (pink tinsel, not that you can tell in the pic) is lit up in pink, purple, and blue lights in a color block pattern. There's a star on top in rainbow colors and a tee skirt with colorful snowflakes on it below the tree. A ceramic Christmas tree sitting on a side table. It's lit up with rainbow lights.
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Bought an "ugly" Christmas sweatshirt that lights up without thinking about the logistics of, say, how to wash it. (Spoilers: you can't.) So now I'm worried I should return it. It was $30. What do y'all think?
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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SO IT BEGINS 🎄🩷
Selfie in a hoodie and Santa hat. I'm sitting in front of an unfluffed pink tinsel tree.
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Look at these snuggle bugs! 😻😻
Two cats curled up on their moms' laps, which are covered in blankets. It's a cozy scene.
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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The holiday card is usually just my pets doing ridiculous things. All cards are meticulously photoshopped by my bestie Mels; no AI, guaranteed! This was 2023's card, to give you an idea of what you can expect.
A postcard that says "Merry Grinchmas" in all caps above a photoshopped pic of my dog Eva in a Santa hat as the Grinch. She's green tinted and cutting the roast beast. My orange cat Tanji is Max the dog with the antler on his head. He's screaming "Pass the roast beast!!" And then I'm to the right of Eva, wearing an Santa hat and smiling up at her. My bisexual colored tree is in the background.
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Your old guy looks like my old girl! 😍
A white dog with a black and white face rests her head on my knee. One eye is brown, and one is shiny white.
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Not feeling myself today, so here's Miss Eva in her sassy new sweater. Please tell her she's a pretty girl even though she's 112 years old (in dog years). ☺️
A white and black dog in a white and sage green plaid sweater. One of her eyes is milky white.
November 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Giving Tanji pets from you 💕
An orange cat on a blue blanket getting head scritches.
November 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Mine is sleeping sweetly in my lap, and if I move to get groceries, I know it'll be non-stop screaming.
An orange cat mostly asleep on a soft blue blankie with white stars on it. I'm under the blanket.
November 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Turning in my ballot tomorrow, but I filled it out today. Voted in favor of the two ballot measures that make rich people in Colorado ($300k+ income) pay for school meals for kids. Because rich people should be taxed to take care of their communities.
Me on the couch in a Buc-ee's shirt. I'm pointing to my "I voted" sticker, which is placed near the picture of Buc-ee Beaver on the shirt.
November 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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They're so cute and almost cuddling!!
An orange cat on my lap (under a black blanket). He's looking left. Below him on the couch is a small calico cat, also facing left.
November 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM